asimplechord: (inevitable)
Four Eyes || adult || ~1050 words

Brad/Nate

This is a work of fiction based on the portrayal of characters in Generation Kill by Alexander Skarsgard and Stark Sands, and is meant to imply nothing about the real people who bear these names.

Long ago, someone requested glasses-kink at the anon kink meme. Nothing but PWP here.

Unbeta'd, so hit me up with grammar mistakes and concrit if you so desire.

Apparently men *do* make passes at guys who wear glasses. )
asimplechord: (The Bloody Baron)
Because it's been pretty wretched.

My day got completely fucked when the sample elevator for the gamma radiation source got stuck. One experiment completely ruined, three more down the drain if it's not fixed by Tuesday. Which, what repair company is going to mess with engine parts that are down inside a cesium source? NRGH.

So I rearranged things, and I spent an hour discussing experiments with my boss before he left (for a two-week trip to France), and I'm trying to figure out this stupid cell/colony sorting software that is NOT intuitively obvious and came with a manual written by someone who is a software engineer, not a scientific end-user (re: not user-friendly), getting more and more frustrated that each time I ran the same data file I got different answers.

I finally shut things down and headed out to the train platform, only to get stuck in the rain. Without an umbrella. Awesome.

You know, I still don't understand: storms like this happen in Houston all the time, but people STILL don't know how to drive in them. ?

WHY YES, IT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA TO GO FROM 65 MPH TO 25 MPH WITH NO WARNING BECAUSE OF SOME RAIN. REALLY. AND TO DRIVE AT TWILIGHT IN MISTY RAIN WITHOUT HEADLIGHTS. VERY SAFE.

So I was in a FINE mood by the time I got home.

But. My copy of War was here when I arrived. And the internets gave me this. )

I am ordering a pizza so I don't have to cook, and I'm opening some wine or some cider. A lot of wine and/or cider.

Next week is going to be better, right? RIGHT.
asimplechord: (beat the devil's tattoo)
1. [livejournal.com profile] we_pimpin. My brain is so wrong. It's poking me to write Ray/Dirty Earl fic for the Ray/Rare Pair challenge. (Ray's been exploited by his betters. And he enjoyed it, okay? STFU.)

2. I am intrigued by skater boys, but their sparkle and bitchery has not inspired me to write. Or to break my no WIPs rule. BBB needs to get here soon and jump-start my fandom participation again.

3. None of these are new pictures, not really. And they're not bandom or skaters, they're tennis dudes and actors. But here: pictures that have made me happy for the last few days )

4. What I've been listening to lately. Again, not necessarily new. Track listing, not necessarily in order. )

5. I recorded Letterman again last night for The Hold Steady's performance (gimme that new album, boys!) and there was bonus David Beckham. I don't really care what he was talking about - he is very pretty. And his suit was also very pretty.

OK. I'm going to go run a few miles. *puts on the Citius, Altius, Fortius mix*

Hope y'all are having a good weekend. ♥
asimplechord: (give me novocaine)
1. Happy American Idiot Day! The official Broadway premier is going on right now. Internets, don't fail me now - I expect pics and video anytime after 10pm Eastern, by which time the show should've ended.

2. ACL festival ticket presale started today. We were not planning on going, but Aaron was intrigued by the rumored headliners, so we are. \o/ festivals!

3. In ONE MONTH it will be time for Butch Walker @ Webster Hall. And the day after THAT will be American Idiot. I suppose I should talk to [livejournal.com profile] vic_ramsey about booking a flight and finding a place to stay, hmm?

4. I'm pretty sure I was supposed to do something this evening other than catch up on Castle and The Pacific, but I can't remember what. (ETA: Esposito - ♥ ♥ ♥. Also, more Pearl Jam on the soundtrack :D)

5. Nothing more to say, I just like ending on an odd number. ♥ And I felt the need to post this photo of ASkars, just because. : )
asimplechord: (ivy league)
Off The Map
Brad/Nate || R-ish? || 1040 words
Spoilers for A Burning Dog, I suppose.
Fiction. As in Not Real. Based on the characters as portrayed in Generation Kill, as created by Evan Wright, David Simon, et al.
Title and inspiration from Alkaline Trio's Off The Map. Go read the lyrics. No, really. You'll see the lines I mean.
Pre-read by [livejournal.com profile] vic_ramsey but unbeta'd, so feel free to point out errors.


I'm like a junkie for your smart mouth )
asimplechord: (ASkar wins at getting some)
(and [livejournal.com profile] vic_ramsey doesn't do anything to discourage me; in fact, she eggs me on)



To: nfick77@gmail.com
From: bcolbert74@usmc.gov
Subj: really?

"Fick is the Kerouac of our time"?

Nate, I realize you got used to taking orders while you were in the Corps, but when I mockingly suggested that you'd become a liberal dick-suck if you went to Harvard, I didn't think you'd take me seriously.

How many times did you suck Ricks' cock, to get a blog post review like that?




To: bcolbert74@usmc.gov
From: nfick77@gmail.com
Subj: Re: really?

No more than necessary.

Jealous?




To: nfick77@gmail.com
From: bcolbert74@usmc.gov
Subj: Re: Re: really?


As long as you keep sucking this Republican's dick, I'll deal with my disappointment.
asimplechord: (inevitable)
Strong, strong wind
Nate Fick/Brad Colbert
This is a work of fiction based on the characters of Generation Kill, as portrayed by Stark Sands and Alexander SkarsgÄrd in the miniseries created by Evan Wright, Ed Burns, and David Simon.
~2100 words || PG-13

... )
asimplechord: (*face/palm*)
~ I have written 2000 words of the most ridiculous, self-indulgent Generation Kill fic EVER. Anyone got a second to give it a once-over?

~ James Ransone, you are my VERY FAVORITE. Thank you for making it canon that Alexander Skarsgard has a big dick. And that Lee Tergesen is a bossy bottom.
asimplechord: (ASkar wins at getting some)
I just can't look away right now.

my brain

Jan. 29th, 2010 09:17 am
asimplechord: (not impressed)
Listening to today's broadcast of Democracy Now made me want fic in which Jeremy Scahill has some reason to interview Nate Fick, CEO of CNAS. Brad has absolutely no reason to be apprehensive about this when he gets a Google alert about it, right? Because a) they were never with Blackwater, they're MARINES and b) Scahill's just a liberal media dicksuck. (Shut up about him setting a Google alert to Nate's name.) But somehow Scahill and Nate end up being the Beltway's new darlings, and they do the circuit of Sunday morning talking heads for weeks, taking up Nate & Brad's usual together time, and he is Not Amused.


Now back to contemplating how so much talent was packed into the tiny body of one Patrick V. Stump. And work, of course.
asimplechord: (fangs up)
1. How is Alex Suarez simultaneously such a nerd and a hotass?

via suareasy

2. JFC, Stark Sands in American Idiot. I might need to visit NYC for this. I'm definitely watching the Grammy's for it.

3. Sometimes people suck. Srsly:
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's personal storage locker was broken into and Michael Been's (Robert's dad and our sound man) had his vintage equipment stolen. Items were 1954 Fender Esquire (Yellow with Black Pick Guard), 1968 Ampeg Scrolltop Fretless Bass, 1964 Black Fender Precision Bass and a 1968 Gretsch Country Gentleman Single Cutaway. Please repost this and help spread the word - these items were extremely personal and the band, Michael, crew and management are devastated over this brazen act. Thank you.


4. My sister gave me her copy of Twilight. I keep meaning to read it for its bad-fic qualities and for mocking purposes, but somehow never get to it. Instead, I'm re-reading the Sookie Stackhouse mysteries (Well, I originally only read the first three. But I found cheap used copies of the next few, so I'm reading them, too). I can't quite bring myself to watch True Blood, but I'm enjoying imagining Alexander Skarsgard as Eric. Mostly, as I read, I'm annoyed at how Harris brutalizes or assaults her narrator over and over and over again, physically, emotionally, and sexually. Is the TV show as consistently violent as the books? I watched a grand total of five minutes before turning it off, sometime back in the first season.

5. I have three episodes of House, plus last week's SPN to watch yet. *sigh* So far behind. But I *did* watch this week's White Collar. Pretty Neil is pretty.
asimplechord: (say what?)
+ What, precisely, is Joe Trohman going to fill four hours of air time with every week?

+ Left work early today. Felt like crap. So tired of feeling feverish and run-down.

+ BUT. I got a really cool result this week. :)

+ Heading down toward Rockport this weekend to see the grandparents-in-law. Um, yay?

+ Have been immersed in Generation Kill. Read some fic, read Nate Fick's book, watched some YouTube of the "making of", rewatching the miniseries. NGL, I could watch ASkars pretty much non-stop and not ever get tired of him.

+ My [livejournal.com profile] bandomvalentine fic is plotted (if one can use "plot" when really it's just porn) in my head. Now I just need to actually type it out.
asimplechord: (shrug)
+ I claimed a prompt for [livejournal.com profile] bandomvalentine! At first I was thinking that I'd write a ficlet in a 'verse I've already written in, but I sorta want to write something different. We'll see. I'll probably bug some of you via gmail about it.

+ I signed up for [livejournal.com profile] bandombigbang again this year. Hopefully this time I'll actually finish the fic, since the people involved cannot disillusion me via Twitter. Plus, already outlined. Hopefully I'll keep motivated to get it all finished this time instead of letting it peter out into 5000 words of unfinished fic + an outline, like last year's.

+ [livejournal.com profile] vic_ramsey and [livejournal.com profile] wordsalone are responsible for my new fascination: Generation Kill. It is the most sexist, racist, politically incorrect thing I've ever seen, and it hurts to watch the stupidity sometimes, but I can't look away. I've got three episodes left to watch. Then I maybe might look for some fanfic of the Brad/Nate or Brad/Ray (they are so so married) persuasion.

+ Ugh. Do not corner me in my office and bombard me with demands before I even have my coat off on Monday morning. I usually need the first hour of the day on Monday morning to plan the week's experiments, and if you bug me, I'm pretty much guaranteed to be as unhelpful as possible. Wait an hour and you're infinitely more likely to find me amenable to your demands.

+ OMG, I *hurt* from laughing at this: Nissan Pavilion has been renamed Jiffy Lube Live. If there is a god, Gabe Saporta (and other bandom folks) will perform there this year and make ridiculous fandom-related jokes about the venue's name.

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