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!!!! goshemily has written the fic of my heart. Bravo Two as a punk band. On Warped. They play Gilman. (ETA: fyi, Tim McIlrath is ALWAYS the correct choice. Always.)

I haven't commented on it yet because I haven't finished reading - dammit, why did I have too much scheduled to take a long lunchbreak today? - and my MacBook is currently at the depot having its logic board replaced, making my phone (with its hatefully awkward touchscreen) the default web access for me. BUT I WILL. OH, I WILL. I commented. But not with all the flailing in my heart.



Also deserving of !!!!: PLEASE LET THIS BE REAL.




Not deserving exclamation marks: the live-cell imaging worked technically, but it will not yield an answer to our question. *sigh* Days of work, and hours of confocal time, all for naught.

Anne of Green Gables fandom: Rilla Blythe's Wedding: A Not Entirely Comprehensive Account. I cried and cried when I read Rilla of Ingleside as a teenager. But this story has a tone that acknowledges the grief that the Blythe family and the world are trying to forget in the wake of World War I, and at the same time, makes it RIGHT. (Plus, the gossiping of the Four Winds/Glen St. Mary's matrons is spot-on.)

Sports Night fandom: The Offside Rule. This is Dan/Casey fic, and I love the banter. Plus, SOCCER.

Bandom: One Step Forward (Two Steps Back). This is early-Panic fic. It was written for the 2009 Bandom Big Bang, but since it's a sort of weird pairing (Jon Walker/Brent Wilson), I didn't read it for the longest time. I like the outsider view of the Discos and TAI as they got popular and started to fall apart.

Tennis RPF: Ferris Wheel Lights On. Novak/Rafa. Not explicit. I pretty much love any fic that captures Rafa's playfulness and young wisdom.

Atlas Shrugged fandom: Breaking Dawn. Oh, man. There is so much I like about this fic. It's what we DON'T see in the book when Hank Reardon leaves "civilization" for Galt's Gulch, what happens when he gets there. I love the job he takes, I love where he ends up living, becoming better friends with Francisco D'Anconia, and there's a scene with John Galt that is just perfect.

Temeraire fandom: Gemology. Emily Roland is going to be an amazing Long-wing dragon-captain when she grows up. But this is not that story. This is about the garnets that Laurence's mother sent her, and about what they mean.

The squeaky squealing you just heard was me, expressing my glee that why_me_why_not posted her barista!Jon fic!

(Why, yes, it *does* deserve exclamation marks!)

an instance of having the wrong idea
Bandom || Jon/Spencer, Brendon/Tom || Teen || ~4500 words
If it wasn't for Brendon, Jon wouldn't even have to try; Spencer would be all over him as soon as he smiled.

Today has been the sort of day that has my nerves vibrating like a plucked string, and I've got a(n extensive) rant building, but why_me_why_not just posted something that is extemely happy-making. For me, anyway. She's been working on amnesia fic for a while, and it's finally done!

Little Spencer Lost
adult, ~7300 words
bandom, Brendon/Spencer

Spencer remembers his mom. He remembers Ryan. He even remembers Pete Wentz – not on a personal basis, but he knows who he is. But Brendon… Spencer has no fucking clue who Brendon is.


Dear Tabby,
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
That is all.

I slacked, didn't take any prompts from slashfest in the last round, but why_me_why_not did, and she posted the results today.

Sins
Criminal Minds, Reid/Morgan
(S2, The Big Game/Revelations) When Hankel tortured Reid and accused him of being a sinner, Morgan said we all have sins. What sins have he and Reid committed that Reid might have confessed to?
521 words
rated teen

Fandom is crack, I swear.

*head/desk*

multifandom fangirl chat + discussion of kinks + SNL with MCR = "OMGbrain, did you see Frank's hands around Bob's neck? There's the breathplay you were wanting RIGHT THERE." And, hello, Bob Bryar's birthday, which makes my brain say, "See, there needs to be birthday breathplay."

I had to turn off the Blaqk Audio, because Between Breaths made me physically stop what I was doing to imagine it.

Someone give me a SPN or CM prompt that might work instead also? Please?



Also, I have been pretty slow to read some of the Merry_Smutmas fics, but there's a magnificent bit of Fred/George art work (totally NWS) done for anise that twinfans might appreciate. (Other than a Fred/George/Draco, it's the only Fred/George in that fest this year, which makes me a bit sad.)

Title: The Old Extendables
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Fred/George, Ginny
Summary: Ginny happens upon her brothers in a compromising position.

A really long time. But I can't use it for my own writing, because that's just not right. Plus, hey, it's hard to think of my own writing as hot once it's set down on paper. Somehow the transition from in my brain to on the paper or screen drains the appeal, and I am left worrying about mechanics.

But ANYWAY.

why_me_why_not wrote the hottest bandom threesome porn EVER.

A Pair of Handcuffs And a Good Idea
Written by why_me_why_not for ciceronian_00
Frank/Gerard/Patrick, NC-17, ~2250 words
Frank "kidnaps" Patrick because Pete keeps stealing Mikey. Somehow this leads to sex.


And then, just to pimp, I finally posted the threesome porn I dreamt wrote while on vacation. How long ago was that? Yeah, I'm slower than molasses.

Three's Company, part of the Epic Love Story 'verse
NC-17, ~5000 words, Jon/Cassie, Jon/Spencer/Cassie
The tour brings Panic! to Chicago, and Cassie takes in a show.



ETA: AND! From the files of "this exchange's masterlist was made public right while I was wigging out on vacation", here, more het smut.


An Acceptable Outlet for Aggression to fulfill kirasha's request
R-ish, ~2000 words, Bill Weasley/Hermione Granger
Bill has a hard time readjusting to life at the Burrow after the War, but Hermione's got it all under control.

Are you guys following the sunandsmut exchange? Lots of lovely HP fan fiction of all sorts of different pairings, het and slash, for your delectation. It's not got a lot of press, but there's some good stuff being posted, and it's getting very few reviews/comments.

In particular, for any Snape/Weasley fans:

Inconstant Vigilance, a gift fic for ozma_katiebell. Snape/George, R, ~8500 words.




*flail* And my JA/TW RPS got rec'd at crack_impala. Many thanks to whoever is so awesome as to point readers my way.

Did you like V for Vendetta? Then you should go read this spn_j2_bigbang story.

title. the language of waves and radiation (or, how the dead speak to the living)
author. moveablehistory
rating. NC-17 for graphic sexuality and subject matter.
pairing. Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles. Brief het.
notes. Approx. 23000 words

It's apocalyptic!fic, and that's normally not my scene at all, but I really enjoyed it here. And the style in which this is presented is very well done, fits very well with the theme. This excerpt explains a bit, I think:


UNITED NATIONS FIELD REPORT #00325-DB

The United Nations has been conducting an internal investigation into the activities of Jared Tristan Padalecki (b. 19 July 1982) and Jensen Ross Ackles (b. 1 March 1978), during the period of December 31st, 2007 to January 1st, 2010.

During this three year time frame, we believe that Mr. Padalecki and Mr. Ackles were engaged in espionage, extortion, and the willful destruction of United States Government property resulting in extensive and incalculable losses. The destruction of the international ECHELON program, attributed to Mr. Padalecki and Mr. Ackles, as well as the redistribution of copyrighted, classified and private information in the aftermath of the 2008-2010 Avian Influenza epidemic, has been estimated to have caused or been credited as having caused the restructurization of government policy succeeding the massive demonstrations against the reinstitution of intellectual property rights. While their work has been credited as 'kick-starting' the government rebuilding after the 2012 Sunspots, it remains that their activities were of an illegal, anarchistic and treasonous nature. (excerpt, "United Nations Field Report", May 17th, 2037)


I know I'm supposed to be writing, not reading, but this is totally worth it.

Title: What Friends Are For
Author: zelda_zee
Fandom/Pairing: NSYNC, JC/Lance
Rating: NC-17
Author's summary: So earlier tonight themoononastick and I were talking about the pics of JC and Lance from the Life Ball in Vienna. And I said He looks kind of pale and pinched in all his pics lately. I wish Lance would take him somewhere warm and tropical and get the boy some sun. And, you know, gay sex too, while he's at it. Wow, I could totally fic that, Lance helping JC forget his woes in the Bahamas, slathering his pretty pale skin in suntan lotion and showing him how good life is when you're okay with being gay. And Lynn thought I should fic it too, so I did, only I changed it to Gran Canarias when I discovered the Bahamas are not terribly gay-friendly.