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Four Eyes || adult || ~1050 words

Brad/Nate

This is a work of fiction based on the portrayal of characters in Generation Kill by Alexander Skarsgard and Stark Sands, and is meant to imply nothing about the real people who bear these names.

Long ago, someone requested glasses-kink at the anon kink meme. Nothing but PWP here.

Unbeta'd, so hit me up with grammar mistakes and concrit if you so desire.

( Apparently men *do* make passes at guys who wear glasses. )

Anne of Green Gables fandom: Rilla Blythe's Wedding: A Not Entirely Comprehensive Account. I cried and cried when I read Rilla of Ingleside as a teenager. But this story has a tone that acknowledges the grief that the Blythe family and the world are trying to forget in the wake of World War I, and at the same time, makes it RIGHT. (Plus, the gossiping of the Four Winds/Glen St. Mary's matrons is spot-on.)

Sports Night fandom: The Offside Rule. This is Dan/Casey fic, and I love the banter. Plus, SOCCER.

Bandom: One Step Forward (Two Steps Back). This is early-Panic fic. It was written for the 2009 Bandom Big Bang, but since it's a sort of weird pairing (Jon Walker/Brent Wilson), I didn't read it for the longest time. I like the outsider view of the Discos and TAI as they got popular and started to fall apart.

Tennis RPF: Ferris Wheel Lights On. Novak/Rafa. Not explicit. I pretty much love any fic that captures Rafa's playfulness and young wisdom.

Atlas Shrugged fandom: Breaking Dawn. Oh, man. There is so much I like about this fic. It's what we DON'T see in the book when Hank Reardon leaves "civilization" for Galt's Gulch, what happens when he gets there. I love the job he takes, I love where he ends up living, becoming better friends with Francisco D'Anconia, and there's a scene with John Galt that is just perfect.

Temeraire fandom: Gemology. Emily Roland is going to be an amazing Long-wing dragon-captain when she grows up. But this is not that story. This is about the garnets that Laurence's mother sent her, and about what they mean.

Five Scenes
set in the About A Girl 'verse
gen

These were written for why_me_why_not's meme. They are in chronological order. The first one takes place during the course of the main fic, but the others are tidbits of the as-yet unwritten future that lives in my head.

Feel free to ask questions if there's something you're not clear on; I have so much backstory and future for this story in my head, and I'm not sure it'll ever be written properly.


As always, this is fiction, and is meant to imply absolutely nothing about the folks whose names are utilized.

A Thousand Words
Brendon/Spencer, Shane
adult
1565 words
Fiction. Not meant to imply that these people are doing this. If you are them or know them, please don't read this. Or tell me.
Written originally via text message for shutyourface on her birthday, cleaned up by why_me_why_not for public consumption. Any remaining mistakes should be blamed on me alone.

Brendon's voice is calm, serious, when he says, "We get the memory card. No copies, nothing uploaded on any computer but mine or Spencer's."


Because, as I just told why_me_why_not, everything ends in Brendon/Spencer in my head.

Title: About A Girl
Fandom: bandom
Pairings: girl!Brendon/Jon (primary), implied GSF
Rating: adult
Word count: >13000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and implies nothing about the real folks whose names are utilized.
A/N: *waves hands* I have no excuse for this, really, except that once the seed of the idea implanted, it wouldn't allow itself to be uprooted. So. Here, girl!fic. I owe innumerable thanks to why_me_why_not for the pep talks and the beta and to wearethestars for encouragement. I stretched the timeline a little bit, in terms of when Jon Walker officially joined the band.


Bren knows how interviews go. There's always the fake-polite greeting, and a couple of questions about the current tour, and then the journalist always - always - asks about being the only girl in the band, about dating, if she's ever dated one of the guys.

Last post for the night. Probably.

Title: Tempered
Bands: The Used, MCR
Characters/Pairings: Jepha/Bob (UST)
Rating: PG (for language)
Word count: 1538
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened, and no insult is intended.
A/N: I make no claim to being canon-perfect. This was pre-read by nessime_lisen, randomepiphany, and why_me_why_not, but any mistakes you find are purely mine. Title from Sydney Smith, who said: Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

Jepha doesn't tell Bert or Quinn when Brian sends him a pass for My Chemical Romance's show at the SaltAir Pavilion.

A really long time. But I can't use it for my own writing, because that's just not right. Plus, hey, it's hard to think of my own writing as hot once it's set down on paper. Somehow the transition from in my brain to on the paper or screen drains the appeal, and I am left worrying about mechanics.

But ANYWAY.

why_me_why_not wrote the hottest bandom threesome porn EVER.

A Pair of Handcuffs And a Good Idea
Written by why_me_why_not for ciceronian_00
Frank/Gerard/Patrick, NC-17, ~2250 words
Frank "kidnaps" Patrick because Pete keeps stealing Mikey. Somehow this leads to sex.


And then, just to pimp, I finally posted the threesome porn I dreamt wrote while on vacation. How long ago was that? Yeah, I'm slower than molasses.

Three's Company, part of the Epic Love Story 'verse
NC-17, ~5000 words, Jon/Cassie, Jon/Spencer/Cassie
The tour brings Panic! to Chicago, and Cassie takes in a show.



ETA: AND! From the files of "this exchange's masterlist was made public right while I was wigging out on vacation", here, more het smut.


An Acceptable Outlet for Aggression to fulfill kirasha's request
R-ish, ~2000 words, Bill Weasley/Hermione Granger
Bill has a hard time readjusting to life at the Burrow after the War, but Hermione's got it all under control.

I've been so disconnected and discombobulated, I can't even describe it. But I hope everyone who celebrates had a great Halloween or Samhain. Whatever. Harvest moon was this weekend, which seems like the proper end of the year, and I've been pondering year-end type thoughts. *sigh*

But in the mean time, why_me_why_not suggested "creme brulee" as a prompt for a birthday drabble. Et voila, a birthday ficlet for/starring Frank Iero. Not part of the Epic 'verse, but bandfic nonetheless.

And the other day she posted a Jon/Spencer ficlet set in the Epic 'verse, Concentration, which was written before I went off on vacation. :)

I'm trying to clear up the unfinished or unposted ficlets, and to pare down my to-be-written list. So here, have some crack.

Title: Never read porn on someone else's laptop
Author: irisgirl12000
Warnings: crack
Rating: Teen
Word count: 577
Summary: Jensen uses the auto-fill option on his laptop. Jared doesn't realize this.
Disclaimer: Complete and utter fiction. If it were true, how hard would I laugh? Very hard, hard enough to snarf my Diet Coke.
A/N: Unbeta'd. It's been sitting in my notebook for a few weeks, and I'm trying to be good about clearing up some WIPs.