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So, mostly these are the things I've been thinking about in order not to completely lose my temper today. Which, IDK, maybe it's PMS? I am really cranky over stupid little shit (and some bigger shit).

+ Legs crossed toward each other is ABSOLUTELY an Unequivocal Sex Invite, as has been pointed out by numerous people. This just means I spent half the morning casting Clueless AU in my head and via text.

+ IDEK, Nick Scimeca.

+ Matt Kiser's comparison of New Perspective and Change; I am particularly amused by the "what did these guys keep in the divorce" part for P!ATD: The exclamation point, the arm garters, the band member who can actually sing.

+ J texting me that her Twitter moment of the day was a convo about why Wincest is good but not HPtwincest. Me: LOL, ppl have to draw the line somewhere - it's okay for hot boys who are brothers to kiss as long as they're not twins, apparently? (Y'all can guess my opinion on that one.)

Fic that I want to read, but no one is writing for me:

+ fic wherein the switch between singer and bassist that was made by Tim McIlrath and Pete Wentz is discussed, along with their appreciation for spoken-word additions to songs. Or, you know, entire songs based on spoken-word poetry rather than singing, and the success vs. failure of some such. (compare fan bases, compare political content of their lyrics, compare commercial success and explore their continuing friendship/acquaintance)

+ domestic fic! Spencer buying Brendon's socks and underwear (he likes the bright colors, and wants to expand to patterns)! Brendon sneaking a pair of boy-jeans into Spencer's closet! (they are totally easier to get on and off when they are loose. shut up, he's not the one who has to take his own off)

+ Spencer/Brendon Cyrano fic. Spencer has body issues and is too shy to woo Brendon himself so he helps Ryan do so! Brendon falls in love with the writer of his letters, never realizing that it was Spencer! (OK, maybe I don't really want this fic. Maybe what I want is Ryan being Cyrano. Yes? Yes? MFYes? Except that Spencer can't die like Christian does.)

+ gen fic involving Mikeyway learning Japanese. (mostly b/c I love that his MFW shirt has now been translated)

(Me, demanding? No!)

Cabbabies tomorrow, yes? :D

Sorry it's been so long. This has been written for ages, and I meant to expand on it, but I think that for this particular prompt, leaving it where it is works. Plus, given my snail-like writing pace right now, if I wait it'll never get posted.

Title: The trick is to keep breathing
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: incest implied, angst
Prompt set: 50.4
Prompt: #19, quitting
Word count: 401
A/N: This directly follows Parental advice and is part of the same story arc in my

100quills universe. (The prompt grid is here.)

( Fred and George weren't happy about their father's lecture )

Current Music: Rock Your Body, JT

Just in case any of you didn't know:

twinspiration's artist-in-residence,

mrsrittenrotten, conducted an interview with the fabulous

lizardspots for the community's "Fanartist Focus" series.

In it you'll find some lovely twin art and a link to Lizard's other gorgeous work.

lizardspots (whom I only knew through admiring her Snarry art before) seems like a cool, witty person, in addition to being so talented. Makes me wish I could go to Sectus2007 and meet her. In lieu of that, I'll keep ogling her art. :)

Allez-y!

And thanks to MrsSmittenrotten for all her hard work and efforts in making the fledgling series a success!

OK. Laziness abounds.

Now that the big reveal is up at

merry_smutmas, I can post this in public! Um... some of you might have seen this and not realized that I wrote it. :)

Title: Two down, six to go (member-locked at

twinspiration)
Author:

irisgirl12000
Recipient:

calyxess, who requested equal relationships, canon characterizations, men being men, UST, snogging, hugging, sex though not necessary, during Hogwarts or post, parselsmut, first time, mild hurt/comfort,tipsy boys, teasing, a plot and a happy ending if it's a fic. I tried to fit as many as I could.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Fred/George
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter universe and its characters are the creations of J.K. Rowling; no copyright or trademark infringement is intended, and no monetary gain is being made in this effort.
Summary: Fred and George find a way to deal with their lifetime Quidditch ban.
Warnings: incest
Author's notes: Many thanks to Tabby, Lilyeyes, and Barbarella, who stripped this story of my mistakes before I went back and added more.

( Or read it here )

Title: A not-so-impartial observer's thoughts
Rating: PG13, I guess
Warnings: incest
Prompt: Set 50.4, lovers, #28 of the

100quills prompt set
Words: 200

( Lilyeyes requested Snarry or twins, no specific prompt )

The lovely

petquality requested "F/G, weekend off", which happens to also fit one of the

100quills prompts.

Title: Weekend off
Rating: G
Word count: 100
Prompt: Set 50.4, #46, escape
Warnings: twincest implied
A/N: (I think this header contains more words than the drabble!) The event to which Fred refers occurred in this drabble, also written for PQ. The entire

100quills prompt set is here.

( I'd like a little time away )

Title: A decent substitute
Author: irisgirl12000
Rating: R
Word count: 566
Prompt: Set 50.4, #6, surprise
Warnings: boys groping, twincest implied
A/N: Part of the

100quills prompt set. Follows Revelation and Immediate fallout. Unbeta'd.

( filtered for fellow twinfans (for now) )

Title: Immediate fallout
Author:

irisgirl12000
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: 50.4 #35, fool
Warning(s): incest, mild angst
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter characters and anything else you recognize belong to J. K. Rowling.
A/N: Thanks to

bar_bar_ella for her super-quick beta. One item mentioned below is movie-canon, but the Hogsmeade weekend during which this glimpse takes place is mentioned in the 4th book. This follows Revelation. Part of the

100quills prompt set.

( Back-pedaling and consequences )

Title: Revelation
Author: irisgirl12000
Prompt set: 50.4
Prompt: confusion
Word count: 1922
Characters: Fred, George
Warning: incest, angst, boys snogging
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine, sadly. These characters belong to the publishing juggernaut that is JK Rowling and associated media corporations.
Notes: Many thanks to

bar_bar_ella for her input. Any remaining mistakes are my own. This was written for

100quills, and the grid that contains the prompts and links to other responses is here. And finally, some of the events described here do not occur in the HP books, but are consistent with movie-canon.

edit: I forgot! This falls into the same universe as all the stories written for the

100quills. Although it occurs chronologically before Parental advice, it is part of the same arc, and will have (at least) four more installments.

( Revelation )

Title: Parental advice
Author: irisgirl12000
Prompt set: 50.4
Prompt: talk
Word count: 1331
Characters: Arthur, Fred, George
Warning: incest implied, angst
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine. No money being made. Don't ask, don't tell, don't sue.
Notes: Many thanks to

bar_bar_ella and

lilyeyes for their editorial efforts. Any remaining mistakes are the product of my own grammar issues and odd imagination. This falls into the same universe as the other drabbles and tidbits written for

100quills, and the grid that contains the prompts and links to other responses is here. *sigh* I meant to write this plus the three related pieces and post them all at once. But the three additional parts suddenly changed to five, and I'm just not patient enough to wait. Just in case you're wondering, the rest of the arc will respond to the confusion, quitting, artificial, hatred, and escape prompts. In that order. If I can manage them. Chronologically speaking, they start before this bit and extend well after it.

( The age-old parental problem )

Title: Yours
Author: irisgirl12000
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 767
Warnings: twincest, angst
Disclaimer: The HP universe is the property of J. K. Rowling and various media corporations.
A/N: This fits after An ecstasy of fumbling. It fulfills prompt #34, "yours", and it falls into the same universe as my two previous

100quills drabbles (see the grid with links to all prompts here).

( Yours )

I posted the first of my

100quills entries! The grid for the prompts will have links to everything that is written, eventually.

For now, the only working links are the first two little drabbles (#1 and #37), which are meant to be read together.

Oh, and the claim was for Fred/George. So lots of twin-ly goodness in the offing, varying between drabbly bits and porny posts.

001.	Patience.	002.	Butterfly.	003.	Unexpected.	004.	Colorful.	005.	Hatred.
006.	Surprise.	007.	Open.	008.	Unforgivable.	009.	Mist.	010.	Writing.
011.	Sorrow.	012.	Impatience.	013.	Faith.	014.	Abandon.	015.	Weary.
016.	Storm.	017.	War.	018.	Cover.	019.	Quitting.	020.	Talk.
021.	Near.	022.	Lost.	023.	Shade.	024.	Middles.	025.	Black.
026.	Gift.	027.	Smell.	028.	Lovers.	029.	Fall.	030.	Work.
031.	Confusion.	032.	Dust.	033.	Sky.	034.	Yours.	035.	Fool.
036.	Turn.	037.	Alone.	038.	Courage.	039.	Never.	040.	Mad.
041.	Royal.	042.	Breakable.	043.	Artificial.	044.	Virtue.	045.	Abyss.
046.	Escape.	047.	Silver.	048.	Pressure.	049.	Yesterday.	050.	Influence.

Hee, and look, even the mood is cooperating, giving me a twin-ly theme pic.

eta April2007: I'm in the process of transferring these ficlets and drabbles from here to my fanfic-only journal. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Current Mood: productive

Title: An ecstasy of fumbling
Author: *points over at userinfo*
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Fred/Harry/George
Warning(s): incest, m/m sexual activity
Wordcount: 3400
Disclaimer: I only wish I could watch these three perform these acts. In reality, they belong to J. K. Rowling, and I'm fairly certain we'll never see this in HP canon.
Notes: Many thanks to

bar_bar_ella for photographic incentive and editorial comments. All remaining mistakes are my own. Title from Wilfred Owen's poem.
Summary: Fred, George and Harry make the trip upstairs after the events of Closing time part two.

As always, constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.

( Follow them up the staircase )

To read the George/Harry bit that isn't described in detail above, see Wrath, in the Seven Deadly Sins series.

Current Mood: horny

Title: Closing time (part 2)
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/twins
Words: ~2700
Disclaimer: Not mine. As if. Wouldn't it be lovely if things really did work out like this for Harry, though?

A/N: This is the sequel to Closing time, told from Harry's point of view. It will fit into the Seven Deadly Sins Series, between pride and wrath, when those ficlets are finally posted. Entirely unbeta'd - I haven't even re-read it all the way through - so feel free to point out errors. I know there are some misplaced commas and words, but I'm suffering from cannot-see-my-own-mistake-itis just now. And you can thank

bar_bar_ella for the lovely twinsmut and Phelps pics that fomented this little ficlet. :)

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We watched Mrs. Henderson Presents last night, and it had me wondering. What exactly is a British nipple? How is an Italian one different? I didn't realize that differences in nipples were due to nationality or ethnicity.
*pulls collar of shirt out and eyes nipples*
Hmm... wonder what category mine fall into?

Er... yeah. Sorry about that. *lets collar fall back to chest*

( Fic + minutiae )