asimplechord: (tell us how you really feel)
1. I posted fic last night, and then forgot to pimp it here!

Steal (the rhythm) while you can
[livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000 and [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not
Brad/Nate (Generation Kill) || adult || ~2200
Based on the performances of actors associated with the HBO series, meaning nothing about real people.

Follows Out of sync at the beginning. Porn without much plot, but the little dialogue that is present will make more sense if you've read the previous fic. Title from Soundgarden.

Brad's snoring softly when Nate wakes up. He lies there a while, enjoying the way Brad's body heat keeps the breeze from the ceiling fan from creating a chill.


2. >:/ libraries in NJ

3. :D Books! Chalmers Johnson's new book should arrive on my doorstep tomorrow! It's a follow up to the trilogy about blowback and American empire. Along with it, I'm expecting The Fourth Star. I suppose I should hop to, and finish reading Washington Rules instead of messing about with Inception fanfic, right?

4. The thing that bothers me most about the uproar over Cordoba House is that the people who object most strenuously to a mosque at Ground Zero are the same people who will wave a copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights in defense of the right to bear arms; somehow they forget that the First Amendment of that very same document guarantees the right to religious freedom. Or, IDK, they stop being strict constructionists and say that the founders didn't mean it the way we're interpreting it. (I sincerely doubt that, since James Madison was part of Jefferson's cohort, and as has been quoted pretty much everywhere lately, TJ's the one who wrote that "it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no God. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.") The First Amendment also guarantees that if a mosque is built there, haters can protest it to their hearts' content. But still. Muslims have EVERY RIGHT to build a mosque there. Beyond that, I don't see why someone who is not a resident of the area thinks they should have any say in the matter. Who gives a shit what Sarah Palin thinks? Why is Newt Gingrich's opinion important? Do they live there? Are they family members of those who died? Did they suffer when the towers fell? How is their objection relevant in any way?

ETA: ♥ Jon Stewart & John Oliver on this topic. /ETA


5. Also on the political level: hmmm, Stan McChrystal. I can't help but compare a possible political future for him to Petraeus, who vowed once again that he would not go into politics in his interview with David Gregory this weekend. (I was tickled by Gregory's use of Grant and Grant's quotes re: going into politics to broach the subject, esp. since Petraeus has spent a great deal of time reading/studying Grant.)

6. My mom forwarded the address of a cousin who is deployed in Iraq, with the suggestion that he might like to receive some mail. I honestly have NO IDEA what to write. This is a cousin I haven't seen in at least five years, and saw infrequently for the decade before that. I can babble about random stuff, I suppose, but is a guy who's been deployed for over a year really going to give a shit about daily life and family events in the 'burbs, especially for the cousin that he probably only vaguely remembers as being a babysitter and homework-aid when he was a kid?

fic post!

Aug. 3rd, 2010 09:00 pm
asimplechord: (ivy league)
Out of sync at the beginning
by [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000 & [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not
Generation Kill || Brad/Nate || Adult || ~3300 words
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction based on the portrayal of characters in Generation Kill by Alexander Skarsgard and Stark Sands, and is meant to imply nothing about the real people who bear these names.

Summary: When Ray tells Nate to fix whatever's between him and Brad, Nate has to figure out if Ray's fucking with him, and if not, how to get Brad where he wants him.

A/N: As one does - or maybe it's just as we do - we accidentally created a 'verse based on a random comment. This is the beginning of... something. Originally written mostly as textfic. There are other bits and bobs in various email and phone logs, and we'll get to posting them as we clean them up, but this can stand on its own. We beta'd this ourselves, so hit us up with any mistakes. Title paraphrased from The National's Slow Show.

Nate knows something’s Not Right when he gets home, but he’s certain he can defend himself against whatever it is that’s causing the uneasy feeling.



Sorry if you happen to be seeing this multiple times.
asimplechord: (inevitable)
Four Eyes || adult || ~1050 words

Brad/Nate

This is a work of fiction based on the portrayal of characters in Generation Kill by Alexander Skarsgard and Stark Sands, and is meant to imply nothing about the real people who bear these names.

Long ago, someone requested glasses-kink at the anon kink meme. Nothing but PWP here.

Unbeta'd, so hit me up with grammar mistakes and concrit if you so desire.

Apparently men *do* make passes at guys who wear glasses. )
asimplechord: (ivy league)
Off The Map
Brad/Nate || R-ish? || 1040 words
Spoilers for A Burning Dog, I suppose.
Fiction. As in Not Real. Based on the characters as portrayed in Generation Kill, as created by Evan Wright, David Simon, et al.
Title and inspiration from Alkaline Trio's Off The Map. Go read the lyrics. No, really. You'll see the lines I mean.
Pre-read by [livejournal.com profile] vic_ramsey but unbeta'd, so feel free to point out errors.


I'm like a junkie for your smart mouth )

fic post!

Feb. 13th, 2010 04:39 pm
asimplechord: (nrgh)
Title: In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. (In practice there is.)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000
Rating: adult
Word count: 1439
Pairing: always-a-girl!Spencer/Brendon
Disclaimer:This is a work of fiction. Unless Spencer Smith really has been a girl all this time. If you are or know the folks whose likenesses inspired this fic, you should click the back button. And also? Listen to Mikey.
Prompt: From the [livejournal.com profile] bandomvalentine exchange: Brendon and Spencer, in which one of them is a girl. Genderswap or always-a-girl, must include girl!oral.
A/N: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] shutyourface and [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane for the read-through. Title by Yogi Berra. Also, this is bb!Discos. Does that need a warning?


A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds.
asimplechord: (inevitable)
Strong, strong wind
Nate Fick/Brad Colbert
This is a work of fiction based on the characters of Generation Kill, as portrayed by Stark Sands and Alexander Skarsgård in the miniseries created by Evan Wright, Ed Burns, and David Simon.
~2100 words || PG-13

... )
asimplechord: (applebottom)
TWO FIC POSTS IN ONE DAY!

Thinking straight, with nothing to prove

Brendon/Tom (PATD/empires) || 4495 words || adult || plotless porn

by [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000 and [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not

*facepalm* Working title: Bandboys need no pants. That says it all, pretty much.





I promise, I'm done spamming you for the evening.

*slinks off to work on next tidbit for WIP amnesty week*
asimplechord: (Bob Bryar)
So, [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane and [livejournal.com profile] sunsetmog both have declared the next few days (weeks?) WIP amnesty, and as my previous post mentioned, one of my major talents is half-finishing fic.

This particular not!fic has been half-finished for... maybe two years? I started it after watching a rebroadcast of MCR's SNL performance. You know that moment at the end, when they're all milling about on stage, and Frank is on Bob's back, and he half-chokes him?

Uh-huh. I loved the idea of this, exploring s/D and how to handle needs when you're crammed on a bus with at least four other dudes for a year, but I have to admit that I am never going to flesh it out into more than the porn it is now. I just don't have the inclination or skill to write it.

So, here. Have 1760 words of not!fic!

Warnings: Breathplay. Without a beta, and without plot. Also, completely fictional. Consider yourself warned, okay?

What? Don't tell me you didn't think the same thing when you watched SNL that night )
asimplechord: (ian)
So here, FIC!

Blaze
Brendon/Ian || ~950 words || teen
written via text message and IM by me and [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not, self-beta'd
fake, as in not real and never happened
Set around the time Ian auditioned to join The Cab? IDK, the IMs started like this: you know that Ian crashed with Bden & Shane, b/c Shane has family obligations, he has to let him. And Shane's busy with work, so it's up to Bden to keep him entertained.

*hands*



Anyway. Here are snippets from two of the WIPs on my laptop. Tell me which I should work on.

not-skeezy-Gabe, would have been my BigBang fic )

Or untitled Brendon/Spencer fic )

There are bunches more unfinished fics - biting fic? Criminal Minds/bandom cross-over? Weasley twin/Harry potions incident? Jensen Ackles/Chris Kane porn? All just waiting for me to get inspired and finish them.

Tell me which you'd like to read.
asimplechord: (the prom pose is all about hand placemen)
A Thousand Words
Brendon/Spencer, Shane
adult
1565 words
Fiction. Not meant to imply that these people are doing this. If you are them or know them, please don't read this. Or tell me.
Written originally via text message for [livejournal.com profile] shutyourface on her birthday, cleaned up by [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not for public consumption. Any remaining mistakes should be blamed on me alone.

Brendon's voice is calm, serious, when he says, "We get the memory card. No copies, nothing uploaded on any computer but mine or Spencer's."


Because, as I just told [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not, everything ends in Brendon/Spencer in my head.
asimplechord: (blame lesa)
They Just Howl
by [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not (who did the vast majority of the work here) and [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000
bandom || Empires + Jon Walker, mentions of TAI || teen || ~3100 words
Disclaimer: FALSEHOODS AND LIES! Not meant to imply anything about the people whose names are used.
Summary: Werewolf AU of sorts. Tom has been on his own since getting kicked out of William's pack.


Srsly, guys. Werewolf fic. The wolves are sort of Dresden Files in nature. Mostly this is a finding-your-place kind of fic. And it's really all b/c of [livejournal.com profile] shutyourface, so thank or blame her for seeding our brains with the idea, as you see fit.

Seamless

Mar. 31st, 2009 10:01 pm
asimplechord: (Gay Porn)
Okay, the fic is posted.

Seamless
bandom || Brendon/Spencer (PATD) || adult || 1796 words
(cross-dressing)
unbeta'd

When Keltie wins an audition for one of the roles in MTV's remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, she makes them all watch the original together next time they're all in L.A.
asimplechord: (spencer smith's smile)
You can thank [livejournal.com profile] shutyourface for this one.


The Perfect Gifts Are Little And Lacy

bandom || Spencer/Brendon (PATD) || adult || 2505 words

beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] shutyourface and [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not; follows Retaliation


*hands*

I got nothing else but a wee bit of progress on my [livejournal.com profile] bandombigbang fic, y'all.
asimplechord: (applebottom)
There is college hockey on my TV again. Another opportunity to make fun of all the ridiculous double entendres to be found in the lingo.

HE GOT SOME WOOD ON THAT!

*cough*

WHAT?



ANYWAY. HERE. HAVE SOME FIC!



Retaliation
bandom || Brendon/Spencer (PATD) || adult || 1910 words
Beta'd, aided and abetted by [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not and [livejournal.com profile] shutyourface, but I fiddled with it, so any remaining mistakes are mine.

Brendon spent all of the Estero show teasing Spencer. He earned some retaliation.
asimplechord: (pianoback)
I have no idea what is wrong with me. I fell asleep on the sofa at ~9pm last night. I woke at ~11pm, did nothing of consequence, and actually went to bed before 1am. I feel like I do nothing but sleep and work lately, and I do not like this.

But!

Something was accomplished. Mainly because of [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not's efforts at tying our random bits and pieces together.



Improv
by [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not and [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000
bandom ll adult ll Brendon/Shane ll ~3300 words
mild D/s


Brendon catches Shane staring (again) and yanks the cuffs of his hoodie down self-consciously. It's not like the marks are that distinct; they barely look like smudges of dirt against Brendon's skin.




'kay. I'm going to write the porn that I was trying not to write the other night. Have a happy Wednesday, everybody!
asimplechord: (Spencer Smith)
Team Naked Pics
by [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not and [livejournal.com profile] irisgirl12000
bandom ll teen ll Brendon/Shane, Spencer/Brendon ll ~4700 words

The pictures are a bigger shitstorm, but they all went to the Pete Wentz School of Publicity, so Spencer figures it'll work out in the end, right?


You know what this means, right? We can write other things now that something is crossed off the to-be-written list. YAY! (It's a really good thing that Some People cracked the whip, or I'd've procrastinated FOREVER.)
asimplechord: (write now)
Fic Roundup for 2008 )

Now that the coding is done for this, I have no reason to keep procrastinating on TeamNakedPics. I guess I should get moving on it.
asimplechord: (ian)
I woke up with Vindicated in my head, and nothing I cranked on my iPod all day blasted it out. So. *turns it up*


Wanna whine. My throat and head ache, and I'm afraid the aches won't go away in time for tomorrow's show at the Toyota Center.

*flails a little*

&JAMES HETFIELD; &KIRK HAMMETT; &ROB TRUJILLO; (not &LARS ULRICH;)

Doors open at 5:30pm, show at 7pm. It's an arena show, right, so I dunno how early people with pit passes will be waiting. I haven't had pit passes at a non-festival Metallica show before, so I'm undecided about when I should go.

What do you guys think, will it be a crazier pit than the pit at a MCR gig? More or less crowd surge than teenies wanting to get closer to Brendon Urie? Even more crowd surfers than Pearl Jam?



Random AU that I would read the crap out of: one based on Billy Joel's Piano Man. "Jon at the bar is a friend of mine..." Jon Walker as a bartender in the East Village? Bden plays the piano most nights, Ryan and Spencer are regulars, Keltie et al. are waitresses?



Finally, [livejournal.com profile] cabfic's exchange is complete, and the fics are unlocked now.

[livejournal.com profile] miserylovedme wrote Put On Your Pretty Lies for me!
Ian/Marshall, R-rated

And for her, I wrote Settle into home (alternate link)
Ian/Marshall
established relationship
R-rated
>5000 words
asimplechord: (airpiano)
I spent the entire day at work. I am cranky and bloated, and cramps are making me nauseous, and I'm depressed because I think I'm not going to be able to go to Dallas for Rock Band on Wednesday.

But this is not meant to be an emo post: I have something positive to share!

Dressed in silhouette
part of the About a girl 'verse
girl!Bren/Jon
~1500 words
adult (plot-less porn here, folks)

Jon is a little bit distracted by Bren's new stage costume.



I am going to go self-medicate with wine. In copious quantities.

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