O.o

[asimplechord]

Dude. Someone had sex in our bathroom during our party. And it wasn't me and MrIris.

That hasn't happened since I was an undergraduate.

No, seriously.

They were talking about "taking off the zombie makeup" so I gave them a washrag, and over an hour later, they weren't out of the room. I should have offered them condoms, I guess, but he's allergic to latex. (No, really. He is.)

I'm going to have sterilize everything now.

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[libgirl.livejournal.com]

That is...wow.

Sterilize, sterilize, sterilize. And, er, don't invite them back?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

They've been here before! They've never done anything like that before! I don't even know how much alcohol they consumed to make them think that sort of behavior is appropriate!