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asimplechordDude. Someone had sex in our bathroom during our party. And it wasn't me and MrIris.
That hasn't happened since I was an undergraduate.
No, seriously.
They were talking about "taking off the zombie makeup" so I gave them a washrag, and over an hour later, they weren't out of the room. I should have offered them condoms, I guess, but he's allergic to latex. (No, really. He is.)
I'm going to have sterilize everything now.
That hasn't happened since I was an undergraduate.
No, seriously.
They were talking about "taking off the zombie makeup" so I gave them a washrag, and over an hour later, they weren't out of the room. I should have offered them condoms, I guess, but he's allergic to latex. (No, really. He is.)
I'm going to have sterilize everything now.
