O.o

[asimplechord]

Dude. Someone had sex in our bathroom during our party. And it wasn't me and MrIris.

That hasn't happened since I was an undergraduate.

No, seriously.

They were talking about "taking off the zombie makeup" so I gave them a washrag, and over an hour later, they weren't out of the room. I should have offered them condoms, I guess, but he's allergic to latex. (No, really. He is.)

I'm going to have sterilize everything now.

Comments

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

... Awkward.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. I mean, I thought we were old enough and long enough out of college that we outgrew that sort of behavior, tbh.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I love that you feel the need to clarify that it wasn't you and A. :P

Did you enjoy your halloween festivities anyways?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

It is our house. We are allowed to have sex in the bathroom. Random people whose jizz I don't want to have to clean off the tile? Are NOT.

We did! The house is mostly cleaned up now, and my fic is submitted, and I'm going to get clean and then work on transcribing all the scribbled notes I have for Teamnakedpics. :D

[enchanted-jae.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeew!

That's all hot and rowr in fiction, but in reality? Just wrong. Be thankful they didn't use your bed. Aaaack!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

It's totally hot in fic, and probably for people who don't have to clean or use that bathroom again!

[libgirl.livejournal.com]

That is...wow.

Sterilize, sterilize, sterilize. And, er, don't invite them back?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

They've been here before! They've never done anything like that before! I don't even know how much alcohol they consumed to make them think that sort of behavior is appropriate!

[angela-snape.livejournal.com]

Ew... I can kinda see freshman/frat parties where this would happen, but in someone's home? Good luck with the cleaning!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Exacly. If it was at a frat party or bar, I wouldn't even blink.