my facepalm moment of the day

[asimplechord]

I think I have been stockholmed into TSN fandom without EVER SEEING the movie, in the shortest amount of time it has ever taken a fandom to interest me. Especially since I am still not planning on ever seeing TSN.

I blame, in no particular order, harriet_vane, Justin Timberlake, Andrew Garfield, and the ridiculously earnest and dorkily charming Jesse Eisenberg.


OK. NyQuil. Tea. An entire box of tissues. A copy of Mysterious Skin. I think I'm set for the evening.

Comments

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen TSN. It's definitely not a prerequisite for finding Jesse Eisenberg THE CUTEST NEUROTIC THING EVER. I just.

I should probably send the email chain fic, I guess.

HE JUST WANTS TO TALK ABOUT HIS CATS, OKAY, HE DOESN'T HAVE A TV OR WATCH MOVIES OR GET MAIL OR LEAVE HIS BEDROOM. ;___; Did you see the interview where he talked about crying EVERY DAY in 1st grade? And the bus driver offered to get everyone candy if Jesse JUST DIDN'T CRY ONE DAY? I like. I can't. And then ANDREW. WHO LOVES HIM. LIKE, LITERALLY LOVES HIM.

I have a problem, clearly.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I am half-way through the links over at imntsaying's post. Mostly my thoughts are incoherent: BOYS. JESSE. OH, BOYS.

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

He is IRRESISTABLE. And if you can somehow handle Jesse and his Thoughts On Cats, there is Andrew, being SO CUTE and bubbly and rambling and giggly and twitchy and all over Jesse, because he clearly thinks Jesse is the funniest, most talented, best person.

I feel like I got hit by a fandom mack truck.