my facepalm moment of the day

[asimplechord]

I think I have been stockholmed into TSN fandom without EVER SEEING the movie, in the shortest amount of time it has ever taken a fandom to interest me. Especially since I am still not planning on ever seeing TSN.

I blame, in no particular order, harriet_vane, Justin Timberlake, Andrew Garfield, and the ridiculously earnest and dorkily charming Jesse Eisenberg.


OK. NyQuil. Tea. An entire box of tissues. A copy of Mysterious Skin. I think I'm set for the evening.

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[junebug-waltz.livejournal.com]

OHMYGOD ME TOO.


except i have bloodygoodgirl/tumblr to blame. jesse eisenberg! i have loved him since he did that stupidly awesome werewolf movie with like, everyone ever.

also i think i am convincing stash to write fic. FOR A MOVIE/FANDOM I AM NOT A PART OF WHAT.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I have no desire to see the movie. I don't want to KNOW the movie. I just want ten million more awesome PR thingamabobs and interviews and appearances on late-night TV where Jessee Eisenberg is charming and nervous and sweet, and for Andrew to continue to tell us how he knew he had to fall in love with Jesse for their characters to work.

True story: I was thinking about rewatching Cursed, b/c I just saw Christina Ricci on Broadway this weekend and I was like, "Wow, she's a decent actress outside of the really bad movies I've seen her in... I should watch them again!" and I didn't remember that JE was IN THAT MOVIE.

(Werewolves. Come on. There should ALWAYS be werewolves involved at some point. Or zombies. Which, hey, heh.)

[junebug-waltz.livejournal.com]

i know, right? like, i can barely stand the fact that i HAVE a facebook, or that it even EXISTS, let alone pay to go watch a movie ABOUT ITS CREATION. wtf wtf.
... but they are rather charming bastards, i must admit.


and omg you REALLY NEED to rewatch that. judy greer! joshua jackson! michael rosenbaum! that talk show host dude craig something i think!

ALSO THE VERY END WHERE IT PANS AWAY TO JESSE EISENBERG WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH THE GIRL HE FINALLY WON OVER. AND THE GUY SHE WAS DATING WHO REALIZED HE WAS GAY, BECAUSE OF JESSE, ON HIS OTHER SIDE.
LIKE. REALLY. THEY TOTALLY WENT THERE FOR US. WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO ASK.

and no one ever wrote me the fic, either. :(