I am WAY too easily entertained

[asimplechord]

Cleaning out my spam-mailbox. The subject lines crack me up.

The vast majority are for Viagra substitutes. Does my username put me into a demographic that suggests I need them?

Make her scream your name with MegaDIK.

We have chicks lined up for you.

Harder... harder... my cock is 5x harder...

Dick help 911. Get a visit from the big dick fairy. This one makes me think of someone like the tooth fairy or Tinkerbell flying around with a magic wand. Heh.

And I particularly like

You can make your love tool bigger.

Love tool. That's awesome. It needs to be written into some crackfic, I think.

ETA: Here, have another laugh. I burned a bunch of music from home onto CDs and loaded 'em onto my PC at work. Today I was listening to Jason Manns on shuffle, and I forgot that the mixed CD that held his songs also had some Jason Mraz, some VAST, and How do you fuck a boy without a pussy on it. Until the last came up on the Real Player menu while the Chief was stopped at my bench asking about experiments.

*palm/forehead*

Not exactly work-appropriate music.

Comments

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

3 to 5 seconds? That does not sound pleasant.

Then again, I always wonder about the ads with the disclaimer that if erections last longer than 3 to 5 hours after taking the enhancement, you should see a doctor. Um, 3 to 5 hours?