to punish and enslave

[asimplechord]

Optimus Prime and CG For The Win.

That is all.


....


OK, maybe not all.

You know I'm shallow, right? It was loud and explody and there were REALLY HOT CARS and the transforming was awesome.

a) minus the occasional speechifying, so good
b) typical Michael Bay soundtrack
c) I remember Megatron as a gun, not a jet
d) Jazz was a Porsche, not a Pontiac
e) Bumblebee was a Bug, not a Camaro, but Camaros are hotter, so we'll let that slide
f) All Spark looks suspiciously like a Borg cube
g) John Turturro. heh.

Bumblebee is a total perv. Seriously. The couple making out on his hood at the end? He was ENJOYING that. He could have bucked them off he didn't want 'em doing that shit, could have objected to the PDA like he did when Mikaela implied he was a pile of junk.

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[a-carnal-mink.livejournal.com]

e) Jon Voight blasting shit with a shotgun
f) "I'm gonna count to five." "I'M gonna count to THREE."

:)

[a-carnal-mink.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Er, just pretend I wrote those as h) and i). *blush*

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

j) the spoof of the Shrub and his desire for Ho-Hos (I'd have served him the one that had rolled all over the dirty floor)
k) eBay as the source of all knowledge

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

and how did forget this one?

j) Mary Winchester, aka Samantha Smith, makes an appearance. :D

[a-carnal-mink.livejournal.com]

Indeed! And the Puerto Rican dude from Prisonbreak, too! Heh...

D fancies him a bit. ;)