to punish and enslave
Jul. 4th, 2007 10:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asimplechordOptimus Prime and CG For The Win.
That is all.
....
OK, maybe not all.
You know I'm shallow, right? It was loud and explody and there were REALLY HOT CARS and the transforming was awesome.
a) minus the occasional speechifying, so good
b) typical Michael Bay soundtrack
c) I remember Megatron as a gun, not a jet
d) Jazz was a Porsche, not a Pontiac
e) Bumblebee was a Bug, not a Camaro, but Camaros are hotter, so we'll let that slide
f) All Spark looks suspiciously like a Borg cube
g) John Turturro. heh.
Bumblebee is a total perv. Seriously. The couple making out on his hood at the end? He was ENJOYING that. He could have bucked them off he didn't want 'em doing that shit, could have objected to the PDA like he did when Mikaela implied he was a pile of junk.
That is all.
....
OK, maybe not all.
You know I'm shallow, right? It was loud and explody and there were REALLY HOT CARS and the transforming was awesome.
a) minus the occasional speechifying, so good
b) typical Michael Bay soundtrack
c) I remember Megatron as a gun, not a jet
d) Jazz was a Porsche, not a Pontiac
e) Bumblebee was a Bug, not a Camaro, but Camaros are hotter, so we'll let that slide
f) All Spark looks suspiciously like a Borg cube
g) John Turturro. heh.
Bumblebee is a total perv. Seriously. The couple making out on his hood at the end? He was ENJOYING that. He could have bucked them off he didn't want 'em doing that shit, could have objected to the PDA like he did when Mikaela implied he was a pile of junk.
