i didn't really miss him while he was gone

Dear New Student:

a) Blow your damned nose. Snorting phlegm is gross under any circumstances, but doing it every minute or so is disgusting and annoying.

b) If your pants hang off your ass so that your boxers are exposed, you can always TIGHTEN YOUR BELT, and it will hold them on your hips. Otherwise, what's the point of the belt? In any case, I neither need nor want to see your plaid boxers bent over next to my bench.

c) Do not - DO NOT - ever again let me catch you putting an empty bottle back into the refrigerator or on the shelf. We will have words.

Cheers,
Me

*whimper*

Spencer/Shane with kid!Brendon?

ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY? DO THEY WANT ME TO HAVE TO BLEACH MY BRAIN? REALLY?


On the plus side:

Barbera d'Alba + softshell crab with grilled asparagus + chocolate flan (just tart and not-pudding-y enough) make going back to work to finish my experiment less miserable than I expected.