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asimplechordDear New Student:
a) Blow your damned nose. Snorting phlegm is gross under any circumstances, but doing it every minute or so is disgusting and annoying.
b) If your pants hang off your ass so that your boxers are exposed, you can always TIGHTEN YOUR BELT, and it will hold them on your hips. Otherwise, what's the point of the belt? In any case, I neither need nor want to see your plaid boxers bent over next to my bench.
c) Do not - DO NOT - ever again let me catch you putting an empty bottle back into the refrigerator or on the shelf. We will have words.
Cheers,
Me
a) Blow your damned nose. Snorting phlegm is gross under any circumstances, but doing it every minute or so is disgusting and annoying.
b) If your pants hang off your ass so that your boxers are exposed, you can always TIGHTEN YOUR BELT, and it will hold them on your hips. Otherwise, what's the point of the belt? In any case, I neither need nor want to see your plaid boxers bent over next to my bench.
c) Do not - DO NOT - ever again let me catch you putting an empty bottle back into the refrigerator or on the shelf. We will have words.
Cheers,
Me
