Batman has no limits

[asimplechord]

OMG, Thanksgiving. Srsly? I spent it with my stepmom's family. IDEK what to say except that these are the two key phrases uttered during the course of the day:

a. "Go sit on your vibrator!" to step-mom's mother

b. "She clearly misunderstood when I said I was into pussy." to my father by MrIris




Minnesota bandboys tomorrow. I am sort of excited about this. In the meantime, sushi and wine. What's not to like?

(Gary Oldman is on my TV right now. It means that I'm procrastinating about leaving for drinks and sushi. GARY OLDMAN AS COMMISSIONER GORDON IS THE SHIT, OK? Plus, Heath Ledger.)

Comments

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

lol, oh wow. sounds like yall had an interesting day yesterday. :)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

The pussy remark came while we were in the hot tub. I literally facepalmed myself when Aaron said it. Then downed the entire rest of my glass of wine.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Oh Aaron. Tell him the internet says thanks for the lulz. :P

I am surprised you didn't have a hangover this morning, what with the amount of wine yesterday must have required.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I actually ended up not drinking that much wine, if you consider it being spread out over the course of the day. Not so hungover, but I was really sleepy last night.

My stepmom is convinced that we really really DO want to have kids, if only to satisfy her need for grandkids, not just grand-kitties. For context for the pussy comment.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Um, don't you think that you would know if you really wanted to have kids? You wouldn't have to be told by someone else.

And lol, even IN context it's funny. *g* Your husband, idek.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

She's convinced that because I actually kissed my nephew when she told him to give people "goodbye sugar", I want kids, but Aaron just patted him on his head, so he must not.

He's sort of ridiculous sometimes. ILhim a lot.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Even if you LIKE kids in general, that doesn't mean you want your own. I don't get it.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I think kids are fine (especially once they are out of the diaper-changing phase) but I like them best when I can play with them or hang out for a while and then give them back. Too much responsibility for me.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Kids that you can give back are the best kind!

Do you think that you could send me the Greta/Gold Motel song? B/c iTunes is being a bitch.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Sure, here (http://www.sendspace.com/file/3z3joc).

:)

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Best ever. :)

(itunes won't let me log into my account and won't let me buy music on harley's account without her password)

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

Gary Oldman is the BEST.

I avoided family altogether this week. Seems to have been a good choice for my bloodpressure.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I watched Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix for Sirius. Gary Oldman is the slashiest Sirius possible, and I love him for it. Even beyond all the other amazing roles he's taken. :)

My family is so dysfunctional, we could be be our own soap opera. Instead of spending the day with my stepmom's family, we almost did a pot-luck with friends, but my dad knew I was in town, and I'd've felt bad ignoring their invitation under the circumstances.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

Wooow. Definitely sounds more exciting than my Thanksgiving. (But everything is more exciting than hearing old relatives talk about what they've done medically recently)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I just about choked on my cranberries when the vibrator comment was made.

It was entertaining, at least? :D: