*gigglesnort*

[asimplechord]

I'm not sure if AFP's tweet makes me want to laugh or cross my legs and shudder, or all three:

AmandaPalmer: note to self: do not use massage oil containing cayenne pepper and ginger as substitution for personal lubricant.

Comments

[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, Amanda.

Though, really. Who's gonna read the ingredients when groping around in your nightstand for something? It'd be like, "AHA! Massage oil will work!" Especially since a lot of that stuff is designed to be both.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I know - just grab the bottle/tube that feels like the right shape. But ugh. I'm imagining the spice of a really hot pepper or something, but on tissue that - unlike your mouth - isn't used to feeling that sort of stimulus. It could be good, or it could be really really bad.

[behindthec.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. i love her.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I love her tweets a ridiculous amount. :D