my brain

[asimplechord]

Has been pretty much nonfunctional (except when it comes to porn) all day. STILL.

No, really. My email to why_me_why_not:

Is it wrong that after all the pics and video of Brendon in those jeans, I really want fic where Spencer bites his ass? Like, they're having sex, and Brendon's all hot and sweaty, and still being saucy, b/c he likes to rile Spencer up, and Spencer just flips him right over and pins him to the mattress with his weight, and when he kneels up and leans over to get a condom and lube, he just can't help himself - the curve of it is RIGHT THERE, round and pert, and Brendon's been shaking it in front of his kit all night. Spencer doesn't even know he's going to do it until he presses a light kiss right where the curve meets Brendon's thigh, and then sinks his teeth in.

My brain is such a terrible place sometimes.

When she said Bden likes it,

I continued:

Bden was all worked up, and he's been squirming against the sheets, and he comes when Spencer bites him, which surprises even *him*. Spencer fucks him anyway, and he likes *that* too.

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME. OR WRITE THIS FIC PORN FOR ME.

Comments

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo!! She has to work on not-sleazy-Gabe fic for BBB!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

SHUT YOUR FACE, SHE IS A TALENTED WOMAN, SHE CAN TOTALLY MULTI-TASK.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I KNOW SHE IS! But if she writes porn then I'm gonna read it and be distracted by it and then I'll totally have to blame her for me not working on my own bbb fic. ohhhh, I think I have bden/shane somewhere, hmmmm...

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO WRITE OUT THE BDEN POV OF THE SHANE/BDEN PORN SO IT CAN BE POSTED. :DDD

ETA: OK, now I really AM going to go exercise for a while. And think about Bden's ass. And not sleazy!Gabe. But mostly Bden's ass. And Spencer's thigh.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! I THINK WE SWITCHED OVER POVS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, LEMME SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH THOSE!

Go exercise, and when you come back get on Y!M so I can talk to you!

Also, go read Ryan's new post on weresoblogging. when did Bden get two more dogs?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

IDK. Also, does he still live with Shane, just in LA, not Vegas?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

IDK!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

BUT BBB IS NOT DO FOR TWO MONTHS, TAKE A BREAK FOR POOOOOORN.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

but if we keep taking breaks for porn (and ridiculousness like the ryan fic), then we'll never get our bbbs done!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

Idk what the Ryan fic is and Idrc about any other porn. SPENCER BITING BRENDON'S ASS. THIS NEED TO BE WRITTEN OKAY?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

believe me, you'd defriend me over the ryan fic.

I have to go get a shower, then I have to do something with the Brendon/Shane porn, but I will encourage H to write Spencer biting Brendon's ass, okay? Especially considering what just came up in my inbox, GUH.

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A PICSPAM OF BRENDON'S ASS! Y'know, for inspiration. :P

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

OKAY!