my brain

[asimplechord]

Has been pretty much nonfunctional (except when it comes to porn) all day. STILL.

No, really. My email to why_me_why_not:

Is it wrong that after all the pics and video of Brendon in those jeans, I really want fic where Spencer bites his ass? Like, they're having sex, and Brendon's all hot and sweaty, and still being saucy, b/c he likes to rile Spencer up, and Spencer just flips him right over and pins him to the mattress with his weight, and when he kneels up and leans over to get a condom and lube, he just can't help himself - the curve of it is RIGHT THERE, round and pert, and Brendon's been shaking it in front of his kit all night. Spencer doesn't even know he's going to do it until he presses a light kiss right where the curve meets Brendon's thigh, and then sinks his teeth in.

My brain is such a terrible place sometimes.

When she said Bden likes it,

I continued:

Bden was all worked up, and he's been squirming against the sheets, and he comes when Spencer bites him, which surprises even *him*. Spencer fucks him anyway, and he likes *that* too.

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME. OR WRITE THIS FIC PORN FOR ME.

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Also? I'm writing more not!fic (which needs a better name since it's not going away) than BR, which is SO WRONG!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

♥_♥ I was thinking this evening of how S would finally realize that R wasn't the one. Like, something stupid, like the color of the eyes or hair is kinky curly or skin color or something, and how he realizes he was a complete and total dick to his best friend, and by then R&J are actually GOOD together, but when he says something, J feels guilty or something, and tries to get R to leave them or something else ridiculous and self-sacrificing.

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fast forwarding to baby!day:

Ryan really thought this was a best friend moment, and whether Spencer still considered him his best friend or not, he was an uncle now and he couldn't not be happy about that. Ryan slipped out of the room while Mom and Crystal were cooing over the baby and went to find Spencer. He heard him before he saw him, though, and stopped just out of sight.

"Yeah, it's Ryan, and I can forgive Ryan a lot of things. I have forgiven Ryan a lot of things. But this is my sister. I just... I can't."

(apparently he's talking to Keltie, who has been bitchy to Spencer for months now even though Spencer thinks she should be mad at Ryan. But no, she just keeps sending presents for the baby ("She's kinda like Hobo's sister!") and seems to get along great with Jackie and Spencer doesn't understand! But Keltie is tired of Spence treating Ryan like shit, b/c Ryan needs a best friend who knows him better than he knows himself, and Spencer should have known better. And then there's a conversation btwn Spencer & Ryan that starts out with "Sarah's not yours" and Ryan's like "She is, she's mine." which is true b/c his name is on her birth certificate and he was the first one to hold her (before she was even cleaned up) and he LOVES her, and Spencer's like "so, Keltie and I had an interesting discussion" and there's more but I'M DISTRACTED NOW BY THOUGHTS OF BDEN'S ASS!!)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

BDEN'S ASS HAS MAGICAL POWERS. IT IS VERY DISTRACTING.



Why don't I have an icon of it? I NEED ONE!

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haha, i went and uploaded new icons, but NONE OF THEM ARE BANDOMY!