my brain

[asimplechord]

Has been pretty much nonfunctional (except when it comes to porn) all day. STILL.

No, really. My email to why_me_why_not:

Is it wrong that after all the pics and video of Brendon in those jeans, I really want fic where Spencer bites his ass? Like, they're having sex, and Brendon's all hot and sweaty, and still being saucy, b/c he likes to rile Spencer up, and Spencer just flips him right over and pins him to the mattress with his weight, and when he kneels up and leans over to get a condom and lube, he just can't help himself - the curve of it is RIGHT THERE, round and pert, and Brendon's been shaking it in front of his kit all night. Spencer doesn't even know he's going to do it until he presses a light kiss right where the curve meets Brendon's thigh, and then sinks his teeth in.

My brain is such a terrible place sometimes.

When she said Bden likes it,

I continued:

Bden was all worked up, and he's been squirming against the sheets, and he comes when Spencer bites him, which surprises even *him*. Spencer fucks him anyway, and he likes *that* too.

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME. OR WRITE THIS FIC PORN FOR ME.

Comments

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

haha, YES! Someone totally totally does need to write this for us!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Also? Girl!Bren DOES NOT LIKE BEING PUT ON THE SHELF FOR GABE AND JOHNSON. Just FYI. She's insisting that she could be a bigbang fic, if only I would WRITE HER!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

She cannot be a bigbang fic b/c she already exists! There will be plenty of girl!Bren sexytimes after Not Sleazy Gabe gets written!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Sequels can be bigbang fics, as long as there's a clear ending.

OK. Not Sleazy Gabe. On it, right after I exercise.