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I had fic to beta-read and fic to write yesterday after I ran all my errands, but what did I do? I procrastinated. I read Heart Sick by Chelsea Cain and I went through my "unsorted pics" file. I found a bunch more of people in glasses and shades, and a fair number of people sucking on cancer sticks.







Hunter Thompson wouldn't say so, probably. Cigarettes are always in the background for his characters.


Hot pin-up girls and actresses like Rita Hayworth agree.


So does James Dean.


What does he know, though? He died young.


So did she. *waves*


I'm not even the world's biggest fan of Brad Pitt, but still.


Uh-huh.


His wife? lover? signficant other? agrees. Actually, I think she's more attractive, although I am not a passenger on the Brangelina Train of Hotness.


This guy? I'd ride *that* train. Cancer stick or not.


I don't watch LOST, but I'd consider it if Naveen Andrews smoked on the show.


What?


Yeah, that's what I thought.


I love a hot bath and a glass of wine. Apparently he likes 'em, too. eta: But with absinthe instead.


But you know, there's something about cigarettes (or other smoke-ables) and musicians.


Clapton named an album after them!


O.o What a waste.


There's a reason his voice sounds so gravelly and scratchy, folks.


I have a ridiculous number of Bowie + cigarette pics.


Some are art.


Most are not.


What? At least I limited it to four!


Bob Bryar what?


If Frank ashes in his hair, Bob'll dump him on his ass. He's been warned.


I think this was taken *after* one of the interviews where he said he'd quit. AGAIN.


Who does he think he's kidding?


Can we see a trend here?


Frank is never going to quit.


Too bad I couldn't find the gif of him sucking a cig down and then tossing it before he went on stage. There's something about him + Pansy...


Smoking + asshole shades. Oh, Frank.


Guh.


And his wife has excellent taste, as well. Except for the whole smoking thing.


There's nothing I can say.


Mostly I'm amused that the band needs a smoke break mid-set, and GWay *still* comes back with one in his hand.


Wut?


No, really, what?


One of the few pictures wherein I find Tom Conrad smoking hot. Literally. Mostly I think JWalk is prettier, but here? All Tomrad.


I'm not sure who's the bad influence here. I love how he's got his hand down, almost hiding the smoke, and Shane's right there in the background.


It's not just bandom band boys who look pretty in a cloud of smoke, it's the Gallaghers also.


<.<
>.>
Kat, if you don't quit that you'll end up like...


...this guy.

But that's okay. He's smoked so much dope that when he dies, we'll cremate him and smoke his remains, and the entire Western Hemisphere will be able to get high.


ETA:

I know he's said that he will quit. Perhaps he has already? So this might be a photomanip. Either way:

The rockstar of politicians and his tobacco addiction.



Got more? Spam me with them in the comments. I know somebody's got a HQ copy of that pic of Ray and Gerard smoking up, having a gossip fest behind a venue. (I couldn't find it - must be on the other computer.)



OK. Now I'm going to go to a baby shower. A couples baby shower. For MrIris's best friend. By myself, because MrIris had a stupid business trip. Yay.

Hopefully when I get home I'll feel inspired to write notskeezygabe fic.

Happy Sunday to you all!

Date: 2009-01-25 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tonguemastaofjc.livejournal.com
I'm with you on this whole entry!!! I loved it way tooo much .. !!! I have a folder of pictures just of guys smoking ((some girls too))... There is an overabundance of Frankie and Gerard!! Ha!

When I met Frankie last month and we were getting ready to take pictures he's like.. "Oh let me through this down! Wait! I don't wanna blow smoke in your face!! *after he had taken one more puff*" and I was like.. "Oh no please do so my sweet, Frankie!" He smiled but didn't though..

OH LOOK WHAT I GOT!!! Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Date: 2009-01-25 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
*tacklehugs*

THANK YOU!

I maybe stalk one of those celebrity smoker sites, which is SO bad, and it's almost all actresses smoking. Do people think it's okay for dudes, but not okay for women to smoke?

Date: 2009-01-27 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Also? I have to be honest, I spent five minutes watching this gif just for the Cortez factor.

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Date: 2009-01-25 06:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fleurdeliser.livejournal.com
D:

A baby couples baby shower by yourself? That sounds like my own personal hell. I hope it isn't miserable.

Have the contents of my "smoking" folder. Which hasn't been updated in a while, so I'm sure there are more on my computer. :D



















































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Date: 2009-01-25 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
The thing that pisses me off is that A called FROM THE AIRPORT to tell me that, oops, there were three flights between his arrival at DFW and his flights' departure that could have gotten him home in time, but he FORGOT to ask about switching until after he'd checked his bag. >:/

I have that last one... somewhere. But not in photobucket, clearly, or it would've been posted. Oh, Frank, how do you make a filthy habit so damned hot?

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Date: 2009-01-25 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirror-mirror.livejournal.com
Image (http://pics.livejournal.com/oniris/pic/000pd2b5)

Image (http://pics.livejournal.com/oniris/pic/000ped90)

Image (http://pics.livejournal.com/oniris/pic/000pfgxf)

Image (http://pics.livejournal.com/oniris/pic/000pgah9)

Date: 2009-01-25 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
I'm trying not to think dirty thoughts about Orlando Bloom in that last pic. I'm not really having much success.

Date: 2009-01-25 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
I have nothing to add, but I think I'm gonna stalk this post and see what everyone else comes up with in the comments *g*

Date: 2009-01-25 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
Also, Naveen Andrews is fucking HOT, seriously. GUH. He was a good reason to watch LOST even though I was over the storylines. Or the lack thereof.

And I'm apparently a liar. While you are having fun attending a singles baby shower alone, I should be working on BR or working on my A&P homework. Instead, I'm watching Swing Vote with Mom and searching my hotness folders for smoking hot bandboys to share with you. haha. (although, I can totally consider this to be semi-research for BR, right?)

GeeWay's hothot wife:

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Gerard:

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Date: 2009-01-25 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] why-me-why-not.livejournal.com
Random other MCR-ish peoples

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Date: 2009-01-25 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wendy.livejournal.com
MMMM, so pretty! A few more: http://wendy.livejournal.com/1321750.html (lots in comments too, YUM.)

Date: 2009-01-26 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Yay, more pics! :D

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Date: 2009-01-26 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fictionalfaerie.livejournal.com
If you say "smoking", I think Bowie and Ville Valo.
You covered Bowie, and I shall now be all "VILLE VALO, LOOK AT HIM".

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There are seriously as many if not more pictures of Ville smoking as there are of Bowie, and obviously 9 out of 10 pictures of Bowie have a cigarette in them.

Now I've got to go look at a bunch of Bowie and Ville pictures.
Oh life, so hard.

Date: 2009-01-26 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
I LOVE when they bring their cigs back and sing with them lit up, the same hand as the mic. I have no idea why, but it's awesome. When Shaun Morgan did it at the last Seether gig I was at, I was all, "OK, I didn't think you were hot before, with your Kurt Cobain-wanna be hair, but now I do."

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Date: 2009-01-26 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annaalamode.livejournal.com
http://www.thefashionspot.com/forums/f96/smoking-models-2292-104.html I have an unholy amount of love for this thread at tFS. So I understand.

Also, I agree with you 100% about that gif of Frankie.

Date: 2009-01-26 03:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Oooh, thanks for the link!

Date: 2009-01-26 03:17 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] libgirl.livejournal.com
I'm not anti-smoking, but it's not for me, you know? That said, the HOTNESS. I don't know how it happens, but I know how it got millions of people hooked.

How so sexy smoking? I don't even know. And, it's not always, but sometimes, yeah. ~sighs~

Date: 2009-01-26 03:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
I know, right? I've never been a big fan of smoking in person - the smoke clings to every fabric, it tastes horrible, and it's expensive. I was never so happy as when I lived in SLC, where EVERYWHERE is non-smoking.

But on the right person, in the right photo, it can be appealing...

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Date: 2009-01-26 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dove95.livejournal.com
Came in here through Tabby's LJ.

FYI--That's absinthe that Johnny Depp's character is drinking in that still :)

That said, I only have pics of Adrien Brody and Scarlett Johansson smoking, but I almost think it's an act on both their parts. Plus, they're not flattering pics either.

Sorry I don't have anything to contribute. Boo to me!

Okay, I lied...

Here's Kiefer Sutherland:

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And Ryan Gosling (boo, but you're so hot!):

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Date: 2009-01-26 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Really? I assumed the bottle was green, not the liquid, but that's 'cause the only absinthe I've seen was in fancier bottles. Cool!

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Date: 2009-01-26 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoyouinvent.livejournal.com
delurking to say:
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not very HQ, and i sort of feel like a stalker even having it on my harddrive, but hey.

Date: 2009-01-26 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
*flails like a flaily thing at you*

THANK YOU!

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Date: 2009-01-26 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wook77.livejournal.com
*pops in a bit late to the party*

You can't have a smoking picspam of hotness without Norman Reedus. No really.

Image See?

On the set of Boondock Saints II -
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The joys of smoking in multiple steps:
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Date: 2009-01-27 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Clearly I need to watch Boondock Saints.

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Date: 2009-01-26 02:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] idle-graffito.livejournal.com
UNF. YES. CANCER NEVER LOOKED SO GOOD. \o/

you know who should smoke more?

A CERTAIN MR MIKEY FUCKIN WAY:

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also, have you checked out this tumblr (http://cigz.tumblr.com/)? because it is hot.

Date: 2009-01-27 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
I miss Mikeyway and his shaggy long hair, and it's a bonus that he's smoking while playing there.

They need to start recording NOW, so we can have more MCR shenanigans for our viewing pleasure.

Date: 2009-01-27 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-carnal-mink.livejournal.com

Is there nothing I can't relate back to Jensen Ackles Supernatural Jensen Ackles SOMEhow? ;)



There's shots out there of Jared with a cigar at one of their parties, too (sometime during s2 - he had his cast on, he's dancing like a dork and Jensen's giving the camera a full-on "I swear, I do not know this guy" look), but I can't seem to locate them at the moment.

Date: 2009-01-27 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
I know I've seen that cigar pic somewhere, but when I went through my folder, I had NO photos of Jared or Jensen smoking. It was bizarre! But if you go to the picspam that [livejournal.com profile] wendy linked in her comment above, there are some in the entry and in the comments.

Mmm, Jensen in a Zeppelin tshirt, his cheeks hollowed out. *needs a moment*

Date: 2009-01-27 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tearstreakedink.livejournal.com
I didn't used to have any pictures of smoking people on my hard drive, let alone an entire folder but you guys have inspired me.

I don't even know why it's so hot. But...it is. Hmm, strangely compelling. So thanks guys, I have seen the light...or something.

P.S. Only mildly related but I find it funny; anybody ever heard of "Davidoff" brand cigarettes? They're European and their tagline is "Smokers Die Young." It's written glamorously on all their packs and their posters and shit. Guess I can't complain about lack of truth in advertising anymore, haha.

Date: 2009-01-28 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
I wonder how well that slogan works as a sales technique...

Date: 2009-01-27 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinkerbettie23.livejournal.com
so i was thinking.
why limit oneself to cigarettes when there are so many more fabulous things to be smoked?

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here we have one mr guevara, for example, puffing on a sexy cuban cigar.

or we could expand the concept and search for exquisite. but really, could there ever be anything with more class than a south american with his cigar? except maybe...

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i don't know if it's the pipe in itself, or maybe those quanta, but dude. this is einstein modelling smoke. how EVER may we beat it?

we could, of course, decide to fight this battle on a whole different moral ground and go for...
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a little pot maybe?

and. before we end this alternative smoking session, let's just be careful to not forget the king of smoke himself:
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a cigarette isn't JUST a cigarette if it's sartre smoking it, is it?

-the fact that all these people can be beaten in their being awesome by similar nonsmokers proves that
SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU-

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tata!
(oh god i'm on crack)
sorry for the bothers!

Date: 2009-01-28 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Hee, that's awesome! For some reason, almost all of my pics are of cigarettes, but all other forms of smoking are welcome, too!

Date: 2009-01-28 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleeperxhit.livejournal.com
Dude. Now I want a cigarette, and it is cold outside. Le sigh.

Also, where is VickyT?? The only time I think she's hot is when she's smoking. Ha. See, I'm punny.

Love!

Date: 2009-01-28 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] asimplechord.livejournal.com
Someone def. posted some VickyT smoking in the comments. I think it was [livejournal.com profile] why_me_why_not. :D

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