smoking is bad, kids
Jan. 25th, 2009 10:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I had fic to beta-read and fic to write yesterday after I ran all my errands, but what did I do? I procrastinated. I read Heart Sick by Chelsea Cain and I went through my "unsorted pics" file. I found a bunch more of people in glasses and shades, and a fair number of people sucking on cancer sticks.


Hunter Thompson wouldn't say so, probably. Cigarettes are always in the background for his characters.

Hot pin-up girls and actresses like Rita Hayworth agree.

So does James Dean.

What does he know, though? He died young.

So did she. *waves*

I'm not even the world's biggest fan of Brad Pitt, but still.

Uh-huh.

His wife? lover? signficant other? agrees. Actually, I think she's more attractive, although I am not a passenger on the Brangelina Train of Hotness.

This guy? I'd ride *that* train. Cancer stick or not.

I don't watch LOST, but I'd consider it if Naveen Andrews smoked on the show.

What?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I love a hot bath and a glass of wine. Apparently he likes 'em, too. eta: But with absinthe instead.

But you know, there's something about cigarettes (or other smoke-ables) and musicians.

Clapton named an album after them!

O.o What a waste.

There's a reason his voice sounds so gravelly and scratchy, folks.

I have a ridiculous number of Bowie + cigarette pics.

Some are art.

Most are not.

What? At least I limited it to four!

Bob Bryar what?

If Frank ashes in his hair, Bob'll dump him on his ass. He's been warned.

I think this was taken *after* one of the interviews where he said he'd quit. AGAIN.

Who does he think he's kidding?

Can we see a trend here?

Frank is never going to quit.

Too bad I couldn't find the gif of him sucking a cig down and then tossing it before he went on stage. There's something about him + Pansy...

Smoking + asshole shades. Oh, Frank.

Guh.

And his wife has excellent taste, as well. Except for the whole smoking thing.

There's nothing I can say.

Mostly I'm amused that the band needs a smoke break mid-set, and GWay *still* comes back with one in his hand.

Wut?

No, really, what?

One of the few pictures wherein I find Tom Conrad smoking hot. Literally. Mostly I think JWalk is prettier, but here? All Tomrad.

I'm not sure who's the bad influence here. I love how he's got his hand down, almost hiding the smoke, and Shane's right there in the background.

It's not just bandom band boys who look pretty in a cloud of smoke, it's the Gallaghers also.

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Kat, if you don't quit that you'll end up like...
...this guy.

But that's okay. He's smoked so much dope that when he dies, we'll cremate him and smoke his remains, and the entire Western Hemisphere will be able to get high.
ETA:
I know he's said that he will quit. Perhaps he has already? So this might be a photomanip. Either way:

The rockstar of politicians and his tobacco addiction.
Got more? Spam me with them in the comments. I know somebody's got a HQ copy of that pic of Ray and Gerard smoking up, having a gossip fest behind a venue. (I couldn't find it - must be on the other computer.)
OK. Now I'm going to go to a baby shower. A couples baby shower. For MrIris's best friend. By myself, because MrIris had a stupid business trip. Yay.
Hopefully when I get home I'll feel inspired to write notskeezygabe fic.
Happy Sunday to you all!


Hunter Thompson wouldn't say so, probably. Cigarettes are always in the background for his characters.

Hot pin-up girls and actresses like Rita Hayworth agree.

So does James Dean.

What does he know, though? He died young.

So did she. *waves*

I'm not even the world's biggest fan of Brad Pitt, but still.

Uh-huh.

His wife? lover? signficant other? agrees. Actually, I think she's more attractive, although I am not a passenger on the Brangelina Train of Hotness.

This guy? I'd ride *that* train. Cancer stick or not.

I don't watch LOST, but I'd consider it if Naveen Andrews smoked on the show.

What?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I love a hot bath and a glass of wine. Apparently he likes 'em, too. eta: But with absinthe instead.

But you know, there's something about cigarettes (or other smoke-ables) and musicians.

Clapton named an album after them!

O.o What a waste.

There's a reason his voice sounds so gravelly and scratchy, folks.

I have a ridiculous number of Bowie + cigarette pics.

Some are art.

Most are not.

What? At least I limited it to four!

Bob Bryar what?

If Frank ashes in his hair, Bob'll dump him on his ass. He's been warned.

I think this was taken *after* one of the interviews where he said he'd quit. AGAIN.

Who does he think he's kidding?

Can we see a trend here?

Frank is never going to quit.

Too bad I couldn't find the gif of him sucking a cig down and then tossing it before he went on stage. There's something about him + Pansy...

Smoking + asshole shades. Oh, Frank.

Guh.

And his wife has excellent taste, as well. Except for the whole smoking thing.

There's nothing I can say.

Mostly I'm amused that the band needs a smoke break mid-set, and GWay *still* comes back with one in his hand.

Wut?

No, really, what?

One of the few pictures wherein I find Tom Conrad smoking hot. Literally. Mostly I think JWalk is prettier, but here? All Tomrad.

I'm not sure who's the bad influence here. I love how he's got his hand down, almost hiding the smoke, and Shane's right there in the background.

It's not just bandom band boys who look pretty in a cloud of smoke, it's the Gallaghers also.

<.<
>.>
Kat, if you don't quit that you'll end up like...
...this guy.

But that's okay. He's smoked so much dope that when he dies, we'll cremate him and smoke his remains, and the entire Western Hemisphere will be able to get high.
ETA:
I know he's said that he will quit. Perhaps he has already? So this might be a photomanip. Either way:

The rockstar of politicians and his tobacco addiction.
Got more? Spam me with them in the comments. I know somebody's got a HQ copy of that pic of Ray and Gerard smoking up, having a gossip fest behind a venue. (I couldn't find it - must be on the other computer.)
OK. Now I'm going to go to a baby shower. A couples baby shower. For MrIris's best friend. By myself, because MrIris had a stupid business trip. Yay.
Hopefully when I get home I'll feel inspired to write notskeezygabe fic.
Happy Sunday to you all!
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Date: 2009-01-25 05:38 pm (UTC)When I met Frankie last month and we were getting ready to take pictures he's like.. "Oh let me through this down! Wait! I don't wanna blow smoke in your face!! *after he had taken one more puff*" and I was like.. "Oh no please do so my sweet, Frankie!" He smiled but didn't though..
OH LOOK WHAT I GOT!!!
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Date: 2009-01-25 05:55 pm (UTC)THANK YOU!
I maybe stalk one of those celebrity smoker sites, which is SO bad, and it's almost all actresses smoking. Do people think it's okay for dudes, but not okay for women to smoke?
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Date: 2009-01-25 06:49 pm (UTC)A baby couples baby shower by yourself? That sounds like my own personal hell. I hope it isn't miserable.
Have the contents of my "smoking" folder. Which hasn't been updated in a while, so I'm sure there are more on my computer. :D
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Date: 2009-01-25 06:55 pm (UTC)I have that last one... somewhere. But not in photobucket, clearly, or it would've been posted. Oh, Frank, how do you make a filthy habit so damned hot?
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:41 pm (UTC)And I'm apparently a liar. While you are having fun attending a singles baby shower alone, I should be working on BR or working on my A&P homework. Instead, I'm watching Swing Vote with Mom and searching my hotness folders for smoking hot bandboys to share with you. haha. (although, I can totally consider this to be semi-research for BR, right?)
GeeWay's hothot wife:
Gerard:
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Date: 2009-01-25 09:43 pm (UTC)Frank:
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Date: 2009-01-26 12:03 am (UTC)You covered Bowie, and I shall now be all "VILLE VALO, LOOK AT HIM".
There are seriously as many if not more pictures of Ville smoking as there are of Bowie, and obviously 9 out of 10 pictures of Bowie have a cigarette in them.
Now I've got to go look at a bunch of Bowie and Ville pictures.
Oh life, so hard.
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:20 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-01-26 01:37 am (UTC)Also, I agree with you 100% about that gif of Frankie.
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Date: 2009-01-26 03:17 am (UTC)How so sexy smoking? I don't even know. And, it's not always, but sometimes, yeah. ~sighs~
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Date: 2009-01-26 03:20 am (UTC)But on the right person, in the right photo, it can be appealing...
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Date: 2009-01-26 03:56 am (UTC)FYI--That's absinthe that Johnny Depp's character is drinking in that still :)
That said, I only have pics of Adrien Brody and Scarlett Johansson smoking, but I almost think it's an act on both their parts. Plus, they're not flattering pics either.
Sorry I don't have anything to contribute. Boo to me!Okay, I lied...
Here's Kiefer Sutherland:
And Ryan Gosling (boo, but you're so hot!):
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Date: 2009-01-26 04:02 am (UTC)not very HQ, and i sort of feel like a stalker even having it on my harddrive, but hey.
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Date: 2009-01-26 04:03 am (UTC)THANK YOU!
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Date: 2009-01-26 05:02 am (UTC)You can't have a smoking picspam of hotness without Norman Reedus. No really.
On the set of Boondock Saints II -
The joys of smoking in multiple steps:
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Date: 2009-01-26 02:12 pm (UTC)you know who should smoke more?
A CERTAIN MR MIKEY FUCKIN WAY:
also, have you checked out this tumblr (http://cigz.tumblr.com/)? because it is hot.
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Date: 2009-01-27 01:39 pm (UTC)They need to start recording NOW, so we can have more MCR shenanigans for our viewing pleasure.
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Date: 2009-01-27 08:58 am (UTC)Is there nothing I can't relate back to
Jensen Ackles SupernaturalJensen Ackles SOMEhow? ;)There's shots out there of Jared with a cigar at one of their parties, too (sometime during s2 - he had his cast on, he's dancing like a dork and Jensen's giving the camera a full-on "I swear, I do not know this guy" look), but I can't seem to locate them at the moment.
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Date: 2009-01-27 01:36 pm (UTC)Mmm, Jensen in a Zeppelin tshirt, his cheeks hollowed out. *needs a moment*
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Date: 2009-01-27 05:30 pm (UTC)I don't even know why it's so hot. But...it is. Hmm, strangely compelling. So thanks guys, I have seen the light...or something.
P.S. Only mildly related but I find it funny; anybody ever heard of "Davidoff" brand cigarettes? They're European and their tagline is "Smokers Die Young." It's written glamorously on all their packs and their posters and shit. Guess I can't complain about lack of truth in advertising anymore, haha.
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Date: 2009-01-28 05:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-27 11:58 pm (UTC)why limit oneself to cigarettes when there are so many more fabulous things to be smoked?
here we have one mr guevara, for example, puffing on a sexy cuban cigar.
or we could expand the concept and search for exquisite. but really, could there ever be anything with more class than a south american with his cigar? except maybe...
i don't know if it's the pipe in itself, or maybe those quanta, but dude. this is einstein modelling smoke. how EVER may we beat it?
we could, of course, decide to fight this battle on a whole different moral ground and go for...
a little pot maybe?
and. before we end this alternative smoking session, let's just be careful to not forget the king of smoke himself:
a cigarette isn't JUST a cigarette if it's sartre smoking it, is it?
-the fact that all these people can be beaten in their being awesome by similar nonsmokers proves that
SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU-
tata!
(oh god i'm on crack)
sorry for the bothers!
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Date: 2009-01-28 12:14 am (UTC)Also, where is VickyT?? The only time I think she's hot is when she's smoking. Ha. See, I'm punny.
Love!
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Date: 2009-01-28 12:17 am (UTC)