i'm probably wrong, but...

[asimplechord]

What raised Dean? My take? Not a demon.

Remember the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark? How it burned/melted everything that looked at it when it was opened?

It's not a demon, it's angelic. And it's Mary-related.

Comments

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Dude, I was totally thinking the same kinda thing!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Are you watching? OMG. RIGHT NOW!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

haha, yes, omg! ANGEL!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

*falls over dead*

I'm imagining Dean in a Blues' Brothers suit: I'm on a mission from God.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I LOVE DEAN SO SO MUCH!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Sammy's in trouble, though. He LIED. TO DEAN! I AM NOT HAPPY WITH HIM.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! They need to not lie to one another! They NEED each other!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Also, how much did I love that "are you together?" from Ruby at the motel? Ah-hahaha, I laughed and A was like, "What's so funny?"

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

what about Dean's "You're not invited"?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Dean's possessive of Sammy. Nobody gets to have him but HIM!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

There needs to be post-Hell sexing to erase all those GIRLS (a probably a boy or two) Sam had while Dean was gone... :P

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

And if that fic could include pie... ;)

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Post-coital pie

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

The very best kind of pie. Because coital pie (I don't think that's the right word, but have no idea what the prefix for "during" is) would be kinda gross. Blueberry or cherry filling STAINS, and pecan is sticky, and the crust crumbles EVERYWHERE. Dean knows, okay? He loves food and sex almost as much as he loves Sammy.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

pie wouldn't be a good foodsmut item. a precursor, maybe, like "you've got a little pie right there, lemme lick it off", or after, but yeah, no so much during. Dean does love food; it's a good thing he's so active or he'd be the size of a walrus.

[idle-graffito.livejournal.com]

OMG U WERE SOOO RITE.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I totally didn't realize that was Ruby, though. I am a failboat when it comes to recognizing hot demon chicks.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I didn't realize it either. I think Rachel said it's a new actress.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, not the blond girl from last season. And I thought that Lilith banished her back to hell when she possessed the blond body in the season finale.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

apparently she didn't stay in Hell

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

RIGHT YOU WERE :DDDDDDDDDD

(sorry. the :Ds are getting away from me currently)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

No no, the return of Dean Supernatural deserves that many Ds. Definitely.