because it's monday

[asimplechord]

and I'm bored while I do my weekly lab chores...

Truth or dare time.

Ask me something. Tell me to do something. (Not illegal, and not something that will violate LiveJournal's ToS.)

*mainlines more caffeine*

Comments

Not dirty, since I'm at work. That'll come later. :D

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

A woman has twins, but gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan looks up his biological mother and sends her a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Go ahead and groan. You know you want to.

Re: Not dirty, since I'm at work. That'll come later. :D

[petquality.livejournal.com]

I actually spluttered at that. Knew it HAD to be obvious but didn't see it coming til the end. Yeah I'm slow. Thanks, I needed that!