I believe Alexander Hamilton and Ben Franklin would disagree, young man

1. I am really enjoying The Wire. It's from the same guy who started Homicide: Life On The Streets, and it takes place in Balmer, too. It had me at the first episode, when one of the characters said you couldn't get on US currency unless you were a president.

2. I am typing up my bandomvalentine fic. Bb Discos. Just porn, really. With always-a-girl Spencer and Brendon having sex for the first time. You can imagine how it goes. Having said that, anyone willing to beta it, once it's finished, or should I just send it in gmail to the usual group?

3. My generally negative opinion of the Hallmark-created Valentine's Day crap aside, this amuses me.

4. I really want to see Foxy Shazam's Eric and Ryan Ross on stage together. I just. How did they get paired up on a tour? As arielchan pointed out, it would be even better in front of the huge rabbit that's painted on the wall at the White Rabbit.

5. I'm sorta sad that passes for Under Great White Northern Lights are so fucking expensive, so I'll have to hope that I can get a regular ticket at one of the bigger venues after all the badges and passes have gotten in.

6. We The Kings & Mayday Parade at HOB Monday. fun and Jack's Mannequin in San Antonio on Tuesday. Who's with me? :D

fic post!

Title: In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. (In practice there is.)
Author: irisgirl12000
Rating: adult
Word count: 1439
Pairing: always-a-girl!Spencer/Brendon
Disclaimer:This is a work of fiction. Unless Spencer Smith really has been a girl all this time. If you are or know the folks whose likenesses inspired this fic, you should click the back button. And also? Listen to Mikey.
Prompt: From the bandomvalentine exchange: Brendon and Spencer, in which one of them is a girl. Genderswap or always-a-girl, must include girl!oral.
A/N: Thanks to shutyourface and harriet_vane for the read-through. Title by Yogi Berra. Also, this is bb!Discos. Does that need a warning?


A couple of hours of practice is worth ten sloppy rounds.