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MY DISMAY CANNOT BE TEXTUALLY RENDERED, EVEN WITH CAPSLOCK AND KEYBOARD MASHING.

Random House is (are?) a bunch of idiots.

WTFE. As Galleycat points out, it's okay for Anne Rice to write about Jesus, but not for someone to write fiction about Muhammad?

This book "might incite acts of violence"?

LIKE THE BIBLE HAS FOR CENTURIES, YOU MEAN?

I don't see publishers stopping the printing of IT, though.

burned down every bridge that I found

Shaun Morgan, you are such a Kurt Cobain fanboy. My face hurts from smiling so wide over you and your acoustic set even though you ended it with Rise Above This, your lamest song ever, I need aspirin.

I'm off to Verizon to see 'em do it all plugged-in.