*snorfle*

I got this from J, in an email in which she complained about a poorly edited book:

Unless you are writing about a reproductive or urological problem, you probably shouldn’t use the phrase “penile system”. And when you are writing about the criminal justice system, the word should be penal.

Now. I ask you.

Doesn't that just SCREAM for prison AU crack fic?

Here, have a ficlet.

why_me_why_not needed bandom/ice cubes because it's so damned hot where she was today.

So, here. A snippet from the always-a-girl!Brendon 'verse. Set in June 2006. (Yes, I'm fiddling with the timeline.) Unbeta'd. ~740 words.

Teen-rated for swearing and reference to sex. Also, completely fake, as Brendon Urie is not, in reality, a girl.

I should have the actual Brendon POV story finished this weekend, hopefully. And there's a Spencer POV ficlet to be posted, also.

( Jon knows hot, okay? )