Do you know how long I've wanted to use that icon for a post, rather than a comment?

A really long time. But I can't use it for my own writing, because that's just not right. Plus, hey, it's hard to think of my own writing as hot once it's set down on paper. Somehow the transition from in my brain to on the paper or screen drains the appeal, and I am left worrying about mechanics.

But ANYWAY.

why_me_why_not wrote the hottest bandom threesome porn EVER.

A Pair of Handcuffs And a Good Idea
Written by why_me_why_not for ciceronian_00
Frank/Gerard/Patrick, NC-17, ~2250 words
Frank "kidnaps" Patrick because Pete keeps stealing Mikey. Somehow this leads to sex.


And then, just to pimp, I finally posted the threesome porn I dreamt wrote while on vacation. How long ago was that? Yeah, I'm slower than molasses.

Three's Company, part of the Epic Love Story 'verse
NC-17, ~5000 words, Jon/Cassie, Jon/Spencer/Cassie
The tour brings Panic! to Chicago, and Cassie takes in a show.



ETA: AND! From the files of "this exchange's masterlist was made public right while I was wigging out on vacation", here, more het smut.


An Acceptable Outlet for Aggression to fulfill kirasha's request
R-ish, ~2000 words, Bill Weasley/Hermione Granger
Bill has a hard time readjusting to life at the Burrow after the War, but Hermione's got it all under control.