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We've gone from the most painfully stupid movie ever (The Invasion) to college hockey to college wrestling.
Only on the Big Ten Network can one hear an announcer decree that an athlete has "a great high crotch attack".
I just. Really? Because there wasn't enough homoeroticism to be found in two scantily clad men writhing on a mat in front a cheering audience - let's add weird double entendres. It's almost as good as the hockey commentator's, "He really got some wood on that one!"
("And it's Martin with the wrap-around!")
*cough*
Only on the Big Ten Network can one hear an announcer decree that an athlete has "a great high crotch attack".
I just. Really? Because there wasn't enough homoeroticism to be found in two scantily clad men writhing on a mat in front a cheering audience - let's add weird double entendres. It's almost as good as the hockey commentator's, "He really got some wood on that one!"
("And it's Martin with the wrap-around!")
*cough*
