Splinch-smut. Finally!

So. After much procrastination and hesitation I have finally finished my splinch-swap thingy. It was meant to be longer, but now I've decided, if the response is positive (you know, not 'that was utter shite, what were you thinking' type reviews) that there will probably be a sequel, possibly a series building from the initial splinch-swap experience. Umm, what more do I need to tell you?

Title: The Splinching of Severus Snape
Archive: OWL, x-posted to snape_potter and snarry_slash
Pairing: HP/SS, HP/SS/HG
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, JKR and Warner Brothers/Scholastic/whatever huge media conglomerates do. But I surely did enjoy putting them into this situation.
Warning: This contains explicit sex between multiple adult partners of both sexes. If you have issues with that or with homosexuality, don't read this. In fact, are you sure you have come to the right LJ?
Random notes: This is post-war, and takes place at the end of a school year – late June. The Order is just keeping an eye on things. Compliant with books 1-5, book 6 is irrelevant. Although this is written in the third person, there are changes in points of view, and a line of stars usually marks them.
Thanks: Many thanks to why_me_why_not and ordinary_magic for editorial comments. Chocolate Snapes, Harrys and Dracos to bar_bar_ella, lisamarie0921, janicechess, and terri911 for helpful discussion and encouragement. Any remaining mistakes are purely my own.
snarkyroxy, there's something in here just for you - you know which bit it is. :)

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Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated.