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[asimplechord]

Today was a long, long day, and although there is a list of stuff I need to do, I'm procrastinating.

By looking through my "glasses/shades" subfolder in my photo files.

99% bandom. No repeats from my last glasses picspam, I hope.




I started out commenting on every pic, but I got distracted and it took forever, so in the words of why_me_why_not: JUST LOOK AT THE SHINY, DAMMIT!



I'll start this with a non-bandom dude. Hugh Laurie. House, Bertie Wooster. Whatever. Gimme more.




And now...


Tyson Ritter, who manages to be hot and dorky at the same time.




Nick's Muppets tattoo is distracting me from the fact that I can't see his pretty eyes with the shades on.




Van days!




*sneaks in an empires dude*




I've got other pics from this interview, but I like the view of his neck. Plus, spectacles!




My, what big eyes he has. *cough* What?




I am more entertained that I can say that Jepha is viewing the world through rose-tinted glasses.




Bert is a unique snowflake; that's all there is to it.




There are glasses in this photo? I was distracted by the hips and hands.




Mikeyway's glasses make this acceptable. Really, it's only here because it's suit porn.









I lose at Frank Iero sex chicken if we're talking Leathermouth!Frank. I'll listen, I'll scream along, but I don't lust for him.




It's weird that I see how much he and Mikey are like in this photo more than others.




Chester. UNF. PLEASE FINISH YOUR CONCEPT ALBUM AND TOUR AGAIN SOON.
(I'm totally seeing that stupid Jason Statham movie for the 10 seconds that Chester'll be on-screen.)




We've seen these glasses before.




(And we'll see them again later, on someone else.)




Early!Mikey!




Even the sketch has glasses!




This video is to blame for a lot of character death!fic, okay? But that's alright, because it gave us screencaps of Mikey in wire-rims.




Matt!




Awww! They are so cute together. And hot. Can't forget the hot!




1. Toro Saurus
2. Mikey's HAIR.
3. RAY'S hair.
















Gerard thinks you've seen enough of those glasses.




So does Mikey, so here's one of him in shades.




Ray maybe doesn't share that opinion.




Neither does Matt.




\O/




Oh, Mikey. Fine. We'll move on.




Except you killed us dead with the uniforms AND the glasses.




And the eyeliner and mascara.




Brendon'll be happy to distract us from Mikey et al.




Does he seriously have someone's (JWalk's) signature on his collar?




Thinky!Brendon. Actually, no just distracted by his Sidekick. Can't see the screen w/o his glasses.




Glasses AND shades. (Also, whose hand is that on his shoulder?)




Oh, Spencer. Put the Kanye glasses DOWN before you hotbox the back lounge.




There is nothing I can say here. Zack.




He's doing that hip-tilty thing, and I am distracted from the heavy black frames.
























There are a lot of pictures that make me say this: oh, Spencer.




JWalk in glasses in the corner. This pic TOTALLY qualifies for this picspam. :)
Plus. I actually like Ryan's tie here. Shut up. His sartorial choices are fodder for ten bajillion debates.
And. Spencer in a black button-down.




I think Ryan's makeup counts as glasses. They frame his eyes better than Brendon's do. (Red frames, yay!)








Stealth Shane pic.




Apparently the camel likes boys in glasses too.




















I see you back there, Mr. Ronick.




Like father like daughter?
This picture made me go "awww", seriously. And I'm totally not a dog person.




I kinda want to hate Gabe Saporta for bringing 80s neon back.




But I can't.




I've tried.




Really hard.




To no avail.




Gabe is trying to ignore whatever Ryland is doing to VickyT's boob. I am, and it's not hard, because there's Gabe-in-glasses to look at.








Warped is a thing of wonder.




"I told you I was THIS BIG..."




Only Gabe.




Alex Suarez, are you sending us flirtatious glances?




I can't decide if I want to look at Alex or cringe from Ryland's pants.




... nope, no coherent thoughts here.




VickyT knows we have designs on her bassist. Who wouldn't, when he looks like that? Girls totally make passes at guys who wear glasses.




BFFs.




What exactly is Suarez dressed as?




Look, even the interviewer meets the dress code.




Siska looks oddly alarmed. Beckett just wants to be sure you've got better views of them.




Like this one.




I... am strangely attracted by the jacket and tie.




Cam-whorin'. Perfectly acceptable if you give us pretty products like this.




NGL, the first time I saw this pic, I seriously thought it was a woman. I'd kill for his cheekbones. And hipbones, but that's another picspam.




William Beckett, stop raiding Ryan Ross's closet and hat-rack.




Who is the librarian with the school kids?




I'm sort of amused by the angle, the way the glasses slip-slide down his nose. (photo by arielchan)




How do you get kidney stones at his age?




Hmm. This one might be a repeat. Dunno. It's Ian, pretending to be a rockstar. At the Meridian. :) With bonus Cash. And Marshall. (photo by arielchan)




Pete's got a cunning plan...




but Patrick looks dubious.




Grimace for the camera?




Three out of four Fallout Boys think glasses are rad.




IDEK how he manages it with a freakin' ARGYLE sweater and trucker hat. I just don't.
(WHY IS APRIL - AND THEIR PRESENCE IN TX - SO FAR AWAAAAAY?)




I like the long hair Joe is sporting now, but here? Smokin' hot. And Patrick's not bad either. :)




*sings* Two out of four...





...ain't bad.




Everything about this picture works for Patrick. Even the sideburns, which I normally haaaate.




Am I boring you?




This was an unfortunate ocular fashion choice for JWalk, but good for Pete.




Pete liked Mikey's glasses so much...




Mikey had to get new ones.




... brain isn't working properly right now.




Andy, too, is a pretty princess. Tiaras with spectacles make a statement for FBR bands, I guess.




I maybe have a thing for Andy in this pic.




There is nothing I do not like about this picture.





ETA: why_me_why_not suggested I add some non-bandom pics, but since this was already so dialup-unfriendly, she made her own post here.

Comments

[fleurdeliser.livejournal.com]

Least enthusiastic victory arms ever. Heeee.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Half the time I'm just like, "Oh Mikey."

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

BOYS!!!! haha, I wanna give you commentary on EVERY. SINGLE. FREAKING. PICTURE. but I didn't. I'm just gonna go back and scroll through them again. *happy sigh*

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I think Suarez is like a pokemon or a neopet or some shit in that one picture.

[libgirl.livejournal.com]

The signature on Brendon's shirt in that one picture is, of course, JWalks. Because Panic makes it so, so easy. ~sighs~

Great picspam. You had a lot of early MCR that I'd never seen before and I'm a bit obsessive about them so that was awesome! :D

Also, last two pictures are gold. :D

Thank you!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I wondered, because I could see the J, but then I thought, "Nah, why would Jon be signing Brendon's shirt? He's in the band," and then everything degenerated from there, because I started about Zack instituting the no-signing-clothes-on-your-person rule.

[katieupsidedown.livejournal.com]

I was like "huh. Those pictures of Ian look familiar". And then I was like "... did I take those pictures?" and I did. :D

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

:D
(credited; will remove if you'd prefer)

[novalinedy.livejournal.com]

So many hot people in glasses, I'm just going to stay here awhile and stare at them.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

*eyes your icon*

Know what I'm missing? MAX. Doesn't he wear glasses? Clearly, I am have not stalked them enough!

[synonomy.livejournal.com]

That is all.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

LOLOL, oh Frank!

[daydreambeleevr.livejournal.com]

So much pretty, all in one place.

think i'm gonna just stay awhile...

:stares at the shinny:

thanks for posting these!!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I did that very same thing - stared at them. It took forever to post, because I kept getting distracted. :)

[penceyprepster.livejournal.com]

Awesome picspam! Thank you for distracting me entertaining me at work :D

Also, I cannot believe they made a Crank 2. I adore Jason Statham and so I suffered thru the first one, but it was horrible. I had no idea that Chester was in it until he showed up on the tv screen and then I had to go back and watch his little scene about a dozen times. (Totally worth the 4 bucks I paid for the DVD *coughs* and I might just have to see Crank 2)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I love Jason Statham, but I have NO IDEA what Hollywood is doing to him. I mean, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels was AMAAZING. He's got the timing to do other stuff. But they just keep making him be the same dumbed-down, muscled-up character. Which, hey, I ogle those muscles. But he could do so much more if given the opportunity.

[darksylvia.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, this is AWESOME.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I would like there to be a million words (okay, I'd be appeased with ~1000 or so) of fic devoted to each of these guys with their glasses. Glasses can be dorky or sexy or smart, why don't they get treated like the fashion accessory that they ARE in fic?

[littleladypunk.livejournal.com]

Great picspam :D So many pretty boys :D
*high fives*

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

They are! And the glasses just accentuate it! :D

[la-ri-sah.livejournal.com]

um i don't even know you. i'm just friendsfriending here and like, looking through this picspam made me extremely happy. I sell glasses and I AM DYING to fit Brendon for glasses. I am also very sad that Mikey doesn't wear glasses anymore.

So.

Thanks!

/awkward

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Hi, and welcome!

So, do you want to fit him just because it's Bden, or are his glasses not fitted appropriately?

[aerogroupie.livejournal.com]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM JUST FLAILING AROUND AND IT HAS MADE MY WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING NIGHT I AM SO EXCITED YAYAYAYAYAYAY *STUPID CLAPPING* TYVM YOU PRECIOUS, AMAZING, PERFECT, LOVELY, BEAUTIFUL PERSON!!!!!!!!!ELEVEN!!

\O/ EPIC WIN. *HANDS INTERWEBZ*

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Thank YOU! I looooove to see pics of them in glasses. Or, you know, Spencer in black button downs. Or just being them. Picspams make the world a happier place. :D

[aerynvala.livejournal.com]

so many awesome pictures :D

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[loud-an-clear.livejournal.com]

Heyhey, first-time poster here.

Hurrah for band boys and eyewear, even if it is sometimes faily and/or hilarious.

Once I figure out how to post pictures, I should do a eyewear-spam of my own. You should see how much eye stuff is in the A7X camp, between M and the damn aviators and Zacky and his big nerd glasses.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

You know, I listen to A7X all the time, but I have very few pics of them. I should get on that!

[airglowsgold.livejournal.com]

NEEDS MOAR PICS OF BRENDON'S RED GLASSES >:(

ngl i bought my last pair of glasses based on those ;___; THEY ARE RED AND HAPPY AND WHENEVER THE LIGHT DIFFUSES THROUGH THE FRAMES AND MAKES ME GO ALL SQUINTY IT REMINDS ME OF BRENDON BEING A DORK and i know that someday, i will make money off of being that much of a loser

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I love those glasses a ridiculous amount. I had a couple of pics of them in the other picspam (http://irisgirl12000.livejournal.com/377934.html) I did, but they were mostly ones that have been around the internets forever.

[athenejen]

Best picspam ever!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I maybe have it open in a tab to ogle whenever I get annoyed with something I'm working on. Possibly. WHO CAN FROWN AT BAND BOYS IN SPECTACLES?

[astoryandasong.livejournal.com]

I thought you would like this:

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

:DDD THANK YOU!

[xsethsownstarx.livejournal.com]

I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS THE LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS AND EPIC WIN THAT ARE THIS POST.

also- your captions = ♥