my brain

[asimplechord]

Has been pretty much nonfunctional (except when it comes to porn) all day. STILL.

No, really. My email to why_me_why_not:

Is it wrong that after all the pics and video of Brendon in those jeans, I really want fic where Spencer bites his ass? Like, they're having sex, and Brendon's all hot and sweaty, and still being saucy, b/c he likes to rile Spencer up, and Spencer just flips him right over and pins him to the mattress with his weight, and when he kneels up and leans over to get a condom and lube, he just can't help himself - the curve of it is RIGHT THERE, round and pert, and Brendon's been shaking it in front of his kit all night. Spencer doesn't even know he's going to do it until he presses a light kiss right where the curve meets Brendon's thigh, and then sinks his teeth in.

My brain is such a terrible place sometimes.

When she said Bden likes it,

I continued:

Bden was all worked up, and he's been squirming against the sheets, and he comes when Spencer bites him, which surprises even *him*. Spencer fucks him anyway, and he likes *that* too.

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP ME. OR WRITE THIS FIC PORN FOR ME.

Comments

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

haha, YES! Someone totally totally does need to write this for us!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Also? Girl!Bren DOES NOT LIKE BEING PUT ON THE SHELF FOR GABE AND JOHNSON. Just FYI. She's insisting that she could be a bigbang fic, if only I would WRITE HER!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

She cannot be a bigbang fic b/c she already exists! There will be plenty of girl!Bren sexytimes after Not Sleazy Gabe gets written!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Also? I'm writing more not!fic (which needs a better name since it's not going away) than BR, which is SO WRONG!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Sequels can be bigbang fics, as long as there's a clear ending.

OK. Not Sleazy Gabe. On it, right after I exercise.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

♥_♥ I was thinking this evening of how S would finally realize that R wasn't the one. Like, something stupid, like the color of the eyes or hair is kinky curly or skin color or something, and how he realizes he was a complete and total dick to his best friend, and by then R&J are actually GOOD together, but when he says something, J feels guilty or something, and tries to get R to leave them or something else ridiculous and self-sacrificing.

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

O__________________________________O

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

fast forwarding to baby!day:

Ryan really thought this was a best friend moment, and whether Spencer still considered him his best friend or not, he was an uncle now and he couldn't not be happy about that. Ryan slipped out of the room while Mom and Crystal were cooing over the baby and went to find Spencer. He heard him before he saw him, though, and stopped just out of sight.

"Yeah, it's Ryan, and I can forgive Ryan a lot of things. I have forgiven Ryan a lot of things. But this is my sister. I just... I can't."

(apparently he's talking to Keltie, who has been bitchy to Spencer for months now even though Spencer thinks she should be mad at Ryan. But no, she just keeps sending presents for the baby ("She's kinda like Hobo's sister!") and seems to get along great with Jackie and Spencer doesn't understand! But Keltie is tired of Spence treating Ryan like shit, b/c Ryan needs a best friend who knows him better than he knows himself, and Spencer should have known better. And then there's a conversation btwn Spencer & Ryan that starts out with "Sarah's not yours" and Ryan's like "She is, she's mine." which is true b/c his name is on her birth certificate and he was the first one to hold her (before she was even cleaned up) and he LOVES her, and Spencer's like "so, Keltie and I had an interesting discussion" and there's more but I'M DISTRACTED NOW BY THOUGHTS OF BDEN'S ASS!!)

[harriet-vane.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

irisgirl12000 totally has the best ideas, yes?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

IDEK, OK? THE THOUGHT OF THIS OCCUPIED ME ALL DAY. MY BRAIN WOULD NOT WORK ON WORK AT ALL.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

BDEN'S ASS HAS MAGICAL POWERS. IT IS VERY DISTRACTING.



Why don't I have an icon of it? I NEED ONE!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

JFC, YES!

SO HEATHER. HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT WOULD ONE HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO WRITE THIS?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

:D Some days it's really good that all my experiments have the protocols WRITTEN DOWN, so I can follow them without much brain power.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

NOT MUCH. I'M EASY LIKE THAT.

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

SO, LIKE. A *HUG* AND A :DDDDD WOULD DO IT?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

PROBABLY. I AM ALSO EASILY BRIBED WITH PICTURES OF BDEN AND SPENCER BEING BOYFRIENDS, IF YOU FEEL YOU MUST PUT SOME EFFORT INTO THE PERSUASION.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo!! She has to work on not-sleazy-Gabe fic for BBB!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

SHUT YOUR FACE, SHE IS A TALENTED WOMAN, SHE CAN TOTALLY MULTI-TASK.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

haha, i went and uploaded new icons, but NONE OF THEM ARE BANDOMY!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

I AM TRYING TO PICK SOME BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY DISCOS BEING AWESOME.

DELUXE MODEL = (NOT SO SUPER SEEKRIT RYAN SPEAK FOR) BRENDON'S BED, Y/YYY?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I KNOW SHE IS! But if she writes porn then I'm gonna read it and be distracted by it and then I'll totally have to blame her for me not working on my own bbb fic. ohhhh, I think I have bden/shane somewhere, hmmmm...

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO WRITE OUT THE BDEN POV OF THE SHANE/BDEN PORN SO IT CAN BE POSTED. :DDD

ETA: OK, now I really AM going to go exercise for a while. And think about Bden's ass. And not sleazy!Gabe. But mostly Bden's ass. And Spencer's thigh.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

MFYYYYYY!

(I have to admit, sometimes I wonder if he's just fucking with us when he posts things on the blog. He has to know that fandom will implode over the thought of the three of them living together in LA.)

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!!! I THINK WE SWITCHED OVER POVS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE, LEMME SEE WHAT I CAN DO WITH THOSE!

Go exercise, and when you come back get on Y!M so I can talk to you!

Also, go read Ryan's new post on weresoblogging. when did Bden get two more dogs?

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

BUT BBB IS NOT DO FOR TWO MONTHS, TAKE A BREAK FOR POOOOOORN.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

IDK. Also, does he still live with Shane, just in LA, not Vegas?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

IDK!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

but if we keep taking breaks for porn (and ridiculousness like the ryan fic), then we'll never get our bbbs done!

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

Idk what the Ryan fic is and Idrc about any other porn. SPENCER BITING BRENDON'S ASS. THIS NEED TO BE WRITTEN OKAY?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

believe me, you'd defriend me over the ryan fic.

I have to go get a shower, then I have to do something with the Brendon/Shane porn, but I will encourage H to write Spencer biting Brendon's ass, okay? Especially considering what just came up in my inbox, GUH.

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A PICSPAM OF BRENDON'S ASS! Y'know, for inspiration. :P

[shutyourface.livejournal.com]

OKAY!

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Are you done exercising yet?

Are we going to post the Bden/Shane thing in alternating povs or are we gonna switch it all over to one?

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Back now!

Um, it might take a lot of work to make it one, so it's okay to do as opposing POVs if that's easier.

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

Okay, lemme see if I can get it all in one place and see what we can do with it.

I really need sexy music and pictures of Brendon right now. :P

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

So, what you're saying is you need Barry White?

[why-me-why-not.livejournal.com]

haha. Uh, no. But since I erased all the music off my laptop last month or whenever, I no longer have porn music on here. I used to have a music to porn to playlist. I guess I'm gonna have to go fire up the desktop.