because sometimes I just can't help myself

[asimplechord]

(and vic_ramsey doesn't do anything to discourage me; in fact, she eggs me on)



To: nfick77@gmail.com
From: bcolbert74@usmc.gov
Subj: really?

"Fick is the Kerouac of our time"?

Nate, I realize you got used to taking orders while you were in the Corps, but when I mockingly suggested that you'd become a liberal dick-suck if you went to Harvard, I didn't think you'd take me seriously.

How many times did you suck Ricks' cock, to get a blog post review like that?




To: bcolbert74@usmc.gov
From: nfick77@gmail.com
Subj: Re: really?

No more than necessary.

Jealous?




To: nfick77@gmail.com
From: bcolbert74@usmc.gov
Subj: Re: Re: really?


As long as you keep sucking this Republican's dick, I'll deal with my disappointment.

Comments

[bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com]

This amuses me muchly :)))

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

It had to be done. I'd love to see the actual Nate Fick's response to Ricks' blog, though. :)

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! if you were looking for discouragement you're looking to the wrong person.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

:D I know. Fandom is the worst enabling tool ever, I swear.

[koshweasley.livejournal.com]

ROTFL - Thanks i needed that!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I was interested in Ricks' comments, b/c there is some similarity - if you think about One Bullet Away being about a military roadtrip, and the narrator wanting to change things. Beyond that surface, yeah no. But I couldn't resist imagining the fanon reaction to the blog. :)