because it's monday

[asimplechord]

and I'm bored while I do my weekly lab chores...

Truth or dare time.

Ask me something. Tell me to do something. (Not illegal, and not something that will violate LiveJournal's ToS.)

*mainlines more caffeine*

Comments

[twindowlicker.livejournal.com]

Tell me a joke. Bonus points if it's dirty and is about twins.

Not dirty, since I'm at work. That'll come later. :D

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

A woman has twins, but gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan looks up his biological mother and sends her a picture of himself. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Go ahead and groan. You know you want to.

Re: Not dirty, since I'm at work. That'll come later. :D

[petquality.livejournal.com]

I actually spluttered at that. Knew it HAD to be obvious but didn't see it coming til the end. Yeah I'm slow. Thanks, I needed that!

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

Go to the 17th person on your list of friends. Write a poem about them and your 17th interest. Post it here.

[fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. I guess I fail already, as I forgot to ask "truth or dare?" Forgive me, I haven't had my coffee yet.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

I figure since I put the invitation out there, you choose whether it should be truth or dare. :)

17th, 17th. Got it.

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

You get haiku while I try to think of a better rhyme for AuctaSinistra and bubble baths.

Humorous Snarry
If she wrote them in bubbles
Still I would devour.

Snape, Dracula's kin.
Green-eyed Auror's aid makes him
Wish for wet comfort.

[a-carnal-mink.livejournal.com]

Well, your comment on my LJ makes me want to demand a voice post of you serenading me with Lips Of An Angel whilst we're both thinking about Jensen Ackles, but ermm, maybe not. :D

I should probably think a bit more...

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

That song is still in my head. STILL. It just will not go away. I might do it, just to share my pain.

[a-carnal-mink.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's still firmly in mine after two whole days!! (Occasionally, it morphs into Madonna's Like A Prayer, heh.)

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Madonna trumps melodramatic rock ballads IMO.

*turns up volume on Journeyman*