O.o

[asimplechord]

Dude. Someone had sex in our bathroom during our party. And it wasn't me and MrIris.

That hasn't happened since I was an undergraduate.

No, seriously.

They were talking about "taking off the zombie makeup" so I gave them a washrag, and over an hour later, they weren't out of the room. I should have offered them condoms, I guess, but he's allergic to latex. (No, really. He is.)

I'm going to have sterilize everything now.

Comments

[angela-snape.livejournal.com]

Ew... I can kinda see freshman/frat parties where this would happen, but in someone's home? Good luck with the cleaning!

[asimplechord.livejournal.com]

Exacly. If it was at a frat party or bar, I wouldn't even blink.