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asimplechord) wrote2007-08-01 02:34 pm
asimplechord) wrote2007-08-01 02:34 pm
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I am WAY too easily entertained
Cleaning out my spam-mailbox. The subject lines crack me up.
The vast majority are for Viagra substitutes. Does my username put me into a demographic that suggests I need them?
Make her scream your name with MegaDIK.
We have chicks lined up for you.
Harder... harder... my cock is 5x harder...
Dick help 911. Get a visit from the big dick fairy. This one makes me think of someone like the tooth fairy or Tinkerbell flying around with a magic wand. Heh.
And I particularly like
You can make your love tool bigger.
Love tool. That's awesome. It needs to be written into some crackfic, I think.
ETA: Here, have another laugh. I burned a bunch of music from home onto CDs and loaded 'em onto my PC at work. Today I was listening to Jason Manns on shuffle, and I forgot that the mixed CD that held his songs also had some Jason Mraz, some VAST, and How do you fuck a boy without a pussy on it. Until the last came up on the Real Player menu while the Chief was stopped at my bench asking about experiments.
*palm/forehead*
Not exactly work-appropriate music.
The vast majority are for Viagra substitutes. Does my username put me into a demographic that suggests I need them?
Make her scream your name with MegaDIK.
We have chicks lined up for you.
Harder... harder... my cock is 5x harder...
Dick help 911. Get a visit from the big dick fairy. This one makes me think of someone like the tooth fairy or Tinkerbell flying around with a magic wand. Heh.
And I particularly like
You can make your love tool bigger.
Love tool. That's awesome. It needs to be written into some crackfic, I think.
ETA: Here, have another laugh. I burned a bunch of music from home onto CDs and loaded 'em onto my PC at work. Today I was listening to Jason Manns on shuffle, and I forgot that the mixed CD that held his songs also had some Jason Mraz, some VAST, and How do you fuck a boy without a pussy on it. Until the last came up on the Real Player menu while the Chief was stopped at my bench asking about experiments.
*palm/forehead*
Not exactly work-appropriate music.
no subject
no subject
* * *
"Severus, come to bed, my love tool burns for you."
With an arched eyebrow, Severus turned to Kingsley. "I think I have a potion for that. I shall return."
* * *
Yeah, that's why I'm mainly a reader, and not a writer...