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asimplechord ([personal profile] asimplechord) wrote 2012-03-19 01:18 am (UTC)

Ray/Walt, wine spill

(Sorry this took so long. I am super uninspired lately.)

"...you were pawing at her tits, Ray!"

"That's where the wine spilled! I wasn't trying to grope her!"

"Right. You just happened to spill wine onto the cleavage of your ex."

"We were talking about the President's compromises on birth control in the insurance legislation. Amy has very strong feelings about the role of family planning in lower and middle class families' finances."

"Uh-huh." Walt's arms remain folded tight across his chest, but his frown lightens.

"I maybe made a point a little too wildly, and some of my pinot splattered. I was just trying to help blot the excess off her dress."

"Next time, Emily Post, offer to pay to have it dry-cleaned."

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