I'm sort of hopeful that he won't be as difficult to deal with, though. I mean, I can tell him to do things and he'll at least understand what I'm telling him, not faking it, nodding and muttering "yes, I see, I see" and then doing EXACTLY WHAT I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO.

*deep breaths*

Honestly? Nothing can be weirder than Bronx Mowgli. At least if Bandit doesn't like, when s/he grows up Lee is a viable alternative.