When I opened the email, I was like, "Is he for real with this? SERIOUSLY? HAHAAHAHAHA! HE CAN NEVER LAUGH AT ME AGAIN!"

Also? He offered to go with me to HCT if AAR were the headliners, and I was like, "Uh, well, um..." B/c I know he won't want to be up front at the barrier - he's got issues with crowd surfers since he had one dropped on his head at the Less Than Jake show, and he refuses to be up where he HAS to deal with them.