Ryan does not like visitors at ALL. Especially the juveniles. They're loud, and their coats are ODD, and he prefers not to be the one chosen when the keepers need an animal for demonstration and educational activities.

Nope, not trying to escape, although that would be awesome too. Like Madagascar! (Ha, those penguins!)

More, um, you know the story Where The Wild Things Are? Sorta like that, where one of them thinks it's cool to be OUT, and it's awesome and fun until he can't get home again. There's really no point, it's just crack that I thought up after visiting the zoo a few months ago, and never finished writing until now.