If funny names are actually a problem, we need to compile a list of white people with funny names. Dick Trickle, Conway Twitty, etc. Better yet, white Republican members of Congress (okay, that's redundant): Dick Lugar, Orrin Hatch, Arlen Specter (is that supposed to be the masculine of "Arlene"?), Saxby Chambliss, Lindsey Graham (male), John Sununu, Mike Crapo, John Shadegg, John Boozman, Michael Bilirakis, Connie Mack (male), John Shimkus, Todd Tiahrt, Jeff Fortenberry, Steve Chabot, John Boehner, Roy Blunt, Zach Wamp, Louie Gohmert, Jeb Hensarling, Bob Goodlatte, James Sensenbrenner. And Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter. Some of them just sound funny, others are so durn furren.