O.o

Dude. Someone had sex in our bathroom during our party. And it wasn't me and MrIris.

That hasn't happened since I was an undergraduate.

No, seriously.

They were talking about "taking off the zombie makeup" so I gave them a washrag, and over an hour later, they weren't out of the room. I should have offered them condoms, I guess, but he's allergic to latex. (No, really. He is.)

I'm going to have sterilize everything now.